#master-sass-blast

[emma-frxst]

*gives you a little ghost for your wildest Colossus headcanon*

Sass, I don’t even know lololol

I guess my wildest one is that our metal man likes his woman to peg him occasionally

[milfcoven]

Not a headcanon, but one: Sevika's bicep is so large that it strains her sleeve and looks about the size of her head, gotdamn, and two: maybe it's just me, but it almost looks like she has a gap between her top two front teeth in some of the clips I've seen? Which is honestly kinda precious sldfkjdslfkjdslfjdslfj

It’s the little things about her design 💖💖

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Valentine's Day! Gods and Monsters, something with Artemis and her huntresses?

It starts as a way to give girls who don’t want to get married a place to go. No father or jilted fiance can argue with a girl going off to personally serve a goddess, and they’re all so eager and so young, shining silver under moonlight and determined to learn, to be once both one with nature and it’s mistress, so she teaches them gladly, blesses their legs so they can run with her and trains them until their aim is always true without any help from her at all. 

For some of the girls, that’s enough, they have no interest in any aspect of marriage, no matter the man. 

For many, the man part was problem. 

Her girls are free with their affection for each other, the huntresses sleeping in a pile under the moonlight, as likely to be sleeping as they are to be disrobing, touching, exploring. 

And when they discover their goddess loves like they love, that she experiences like pleasure like they do, they beg to add something more to their duties, to let them touch her and love her under the silver moonlight, and Artemis sees no reason to deny them, to deny herself, so she lets them. 

“I can not believe,” Apollo says, going for disapproving but mostly just sounding jealous, “that you built your own harem.” 

“It...wasn’t on purpose?” she offers, but her brother doesn’t seem appeased. 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Get a load of... CHEEZ NUTS!!!

i.... will?

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[gammatreis]

I'M NOT DRUNK BUT I STILL LOVE YOUR ART!!!! #angrybruisedtomato

i love YOU.

#strawberryofRAGE

[marvelhead17]

Piotr "Trying very hard to be Strictly Platonic Farmer™ because he respects women and doesn't want to ruin the relationship if feelings are not returned" Rasputin

[mrgammakay]

19, 38, and 45.

SASS

!!!!! You ask for 45 when I have an icon like this??

19. do you want any piercings?

Meh not really. I’ve always thought like industrials and snakebites and like a center bottom lip ring would be cool. But I know myself. I wouldn’t take care of them enough to keep them. SO. 

I’m more of a tattoo person. 

38. what kind of sleeper are you?

Solitary. Like the dead. Probably from sleep deprivation. Without understanding the appeal of sheets when instead you could have five duvets.

45. what fictional characters do you identify with?

I FEEL WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS. 

But also, I don’t know what characters I really identify with because I never feel like I’m very much like any of my favs. 

Like A TWIST I always felt more of a bond with Tim Drake than Dick Grayson. But I am Dick Grayson. It’s a dilemma.

[itsthejuggernautbitch]

I read your Nebula x Reader thing, and I now have a new ship. I am also now dead. Merry Christmas to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

baaaeee!!! i’m so glad!!! i have another couple of nebula things coming, too!