a functional idiot

a functional idiot writing for dirty memes and providing the wank for your spank bank   main blog is dandyqueen other writing blog is spaceclafairy

[karengillandaily]

NEBULA IN THE MCU + letterboxd reviews

[bathmob]

the guardians manage finances

heres what it would look like as an extremely low quality JPEG.

[itsthejuggernautbitch]

Juggernaut’s Masterlist Fucktacular

Yeah, you read that right. I probably should have done a directory like this a while ago. I’ll update it occasionally. You can safely assume that everything is risque. Asterisks are for fluff.

Colossus

1. The O.G. Alphabet Meme Masterlist 2. Dissolve (Multichapter Colossus/OC) 3. Cheer Me Up (Part 1) 4. Cheer Me Up (Part 2) 5. In re Colossus’s V-Card 6. Good, Ol’ Fashioned Fucking 7. Double Teaming DP (Co/R/DP) 8. Green-Eyed Monster 9. Baking Cookies * 10. Etiquette (Baking Cookies: Smut Version) 11. Peg Board 12. Rowdy (Co/R/Ca) 13. For Her Pleasure 14. Reversing In re V-Card 15. Sit Still * 16. Thick Thighs 17. Or We Could Make Out * 18. Afterglow * 19. Research 20. Daddy (It’s Exactly What You Think) 21. Lava * 22. Vibes 23. Honeypot 24. Keep Quiet 25. Safehouse 26. Responsibilities  27. Play Doctor 28. Electrocution (Pre-Safehouse) 

Cable

1. The O.G. Alphabet Meme Masterlist 2. You Look Like Trouble (Morning Glory Wine) (Multichapter Cable/OC) 3. Sexting (Part 1) 4. Sexting (Part 2) 5. Pickup Truck 6. Rubbin’ One Out 7. Little Black Book 8. Rowdy (Co/R/Ca) 9. Unconditional * 10. Loud 11. Your Cheatin’ Heart * 12. Learn to Knock 13. Delete It. 14. Deny, Deny, Deny * 15. Negotiator

Deadpool

1. The O.G. Alphabet Meme Masterlist 2. Double Teaming DP 3. Tease 4. It’s Like Frozen, but Not Really Because There’s Dick

Batman/Bruce Wayne

1. Patience

Thor

1. Your Place or Mine?

[itsthejuggernautbitch]

Is nebula a top or bottom with another woman - i need to know please and give examples to explain your answer 😜

Trick question - she’s a switch. Happy holidays, y’all!

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Nebula has never let people into her life - openness simply didn’t come naturally. But she was naturally stubborn, always had been. Thanos’s influence had only reinforced her natural pigheadedness. She’d been trained alongside her so-called siblings since the day Thanos took her in to get the job done by any means necessary without succumbing to the influences around her. Whatever needed to be done, she could do it. Suffice it to say that her lifestyle wasn’t great for personal relationships.

And of course, she was known as the biggest sadist in the galaxy for many. She’d gotten that title early on in life, always showing a propensity for being harder, better, meaner than everyone else. That special brand of sadism stretched over most aspects of her life, all the way down to the fun, sexy stuff. When a job needed to be completed with allure rather than outright murderous force, she would use her proclivities to keep the upper hand. There’s flattery, there’s touching and whispers in her mark’s ear in her honeyed voice, and there’s control. 

Yeah, she has an issue with control. She knows. No, there’s not much she can do to alleviate that. But with you… Well, you’re different. There’s control - and make no mistake, she loves that control - but then there’s the conscious choice to relinquish that control. And it’s very, very enticing.

Keep reading

[hella-amberpricefield]

Deadpool 2 (2018)

[brw]

colossus art comes in three distinct flavours . big brutal loveless machine . slut . polite young man meeting your parents for the first time .

[f4gf0rfr33g4yb4ll5n0h035-deacti]

[peachyame-moved-deactivated2026]

Daddy needs to express some rage

[usersukuna]

I was born in the war. Bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What’s the most pain you’ve ever felt?

[itsthejuggernautbitch]

Knife play you say 👀

Indeed, my friend. 😉

[emma-frxst]

Tag game

I was tagged by @brw thanks for tagging me! ❤️(Also I sent you an ask but tumblr may have ate it so, yeah love that.)

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your wip folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.

WIP folder looks something like this, I title my folders the fic title so it’s not that funny or anything lol, but ask away regardless!

* choking on circumstances

* Mysterio

* Proof

* Riptide

* Smooth criminal

* Steel heart

* Riptide

* Crowned queen

Tagging: @master-sass-blast @itsthejuggernautbitch @marvelhead17 @exodus-rasputin @sadstonewrites

[itsthejuggernautbitch]

I title folders by fandom/character (so, for example, Deadpool/Cable), but I literally title my WIPs by kink (I am the Smut Queen, after all). I haven't had time to do multi-chapter fics in a while, so it’s easier to just label my working title one-shots by subject matter. 👀

Current WIPs: submission/breeding; public/voyeur; and knifeplay

[nepofledgling]

thank you for sharing, wade

x

[grassfire]

no one in any version of x-force is straight. it’s in the employment contract, right after the job description and right before the guidelines as to what constitutes excessive force.

[rocket-sith]

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

[master-sass-blast]

Good Behavior.

I AM GOING TO HELL FOR THIS.

Summary: Piotr gives up control to your for the night. It goes well.

Pairing(s): Piotr Rasputin x Reader.

Rating: E for dom/sub dynamics (gentle dom), bondage, orgasm denial, begging, and other general smut things.

Word count: 2.6k.

Set after “It’s Truly Magical.”

Taglist:  @marvel-is-perfection, @chromecutie, @girl-obsessed-with-things, @super-darkcloudstudent, @dandyqueen, @leo-writer

Keep reading

[endlessdeadpool]

You know what? Your heart’s in the wrong place, big guy. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy and fucked up, and not particularly convenient. So stay here in Château de Virgin while we go get our fuck on!

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

I hope the Academy is watching.