#masterofthetide

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Greetings and Welco+me

@masterofthetide Yo+u've found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim. What may I call yo+u?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

@masterofthetide Another awesome thread so far! (I am sorry I dropped it, it's been a week bit crazy 'round my life) I've really enjoyed working with your Eridan, as he's made me as the mun think about Porrim's views on the things they're talking about. It's been a good way for me to develop her philosophy and write her in a different way than I have for other threads! Again, thank you for being patient with me and I hope we can interact more in the future!

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masterofthetide replied to your post “Know Your Stars! Know Your Stars~ Know Your Stars. *Know Your Stars*...”

I feel there is a story behind this. Why do you hate legislacerators?

ThEy TeNd To EnJoY sTaBbInG mE. sTaB wOuNdS aIn’T fUn.

...DuDe, ThE fUcK hApPeNeD tO yOuR qUiRk?

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Oh. Also, I'm back, thanks for not lighting my hive on fire even if it looks like you haven't been in here in a sweep.

I wOuLdA lIt It Up If I rEmEmBeReD yOu WaS aLiVe. :oD

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Hey, hey you. With the facepaint. I need a recipe, something simple enough a grub could make it.

ThRoW yAsElF oN tHe StOvE. iT’s EaSy WiTh ThE gRiLl GlOvE. iT’lL mAkE iT sO yOu PrOlLy WoN’t DiE.

[masterofthetide]

So to clear up some common myths about our Alternatian military system.

Yes, they make you write and type without your quirk.

Yes, it is possible to kill someone to ‘inherit’. The so-called sea dweller method.

Yes, you can hypothetically do that to get really fucking far.

However, what they don’t tell you is that you have to perform their job better than they did.

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excuse the fuck outta me

HoNk?