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Mincers, y’all gotta see this

Zarin: My goodness Masterspy, you really need to start reacting when people cry!

Masterspy: I did.

Masterspy: I rolled my eyes.

Masterspy: When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Masterspy: How tall are you?

Jimmy: Height is a social construct.

Masterspy: So you’re short.

Beaker: If you water water, it grows.

Masterspy, lowering his gun: ...what?

Mike: He’s got a point.

Masterspy: Are you ready to die?

Mike: No.

Masterspy, walking away backwards: Then I’ll come back later.

Masterspy: We have your friend. Pay us and you’ll get him back.

Beaker: Which one?

Masterspy, as Mike stares at him intensely: The hot one.

Beaker: He made you say that, didn’t he?

Masterspy, tearing up: Can you just come and take him?!

Masterspy: Empty altruism won’t save you now. Any last words?

Mike: Yes, what’s altruism?

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