1) āYeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says heās in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldnāt Satan have made me less beautiful?ā I shouted angrily. (anā donāt wory enoby isnāt a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) āIm good at too many things! WHY CANāT I JUST BE NORMAL? ITāS A FUCKING CURSE!ā I shouted and then I ran away.ā
- Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal
*Lupin, Vampire = Harry, It's Ebony not enoby, Snaketail = Wormtail aka "the fat guy who killed Cedric"
2)āVoldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!ā
- Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal
3) āI got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.ā
- Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal
4) āEnoby I love you will you have sex with me?ā
ā Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal
5) āVampire you fucker!ā I said slapping him. āStop trying to screw me.ā
ā Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal
In this fic Vampire is Harry (Lol)
i think i just had a stroke