Definitely not three possums in a trench coat

Goofy lil' Bog Witch | Local Calamity | Surprisingly, an Adult | Watch Your Toes

[alwaystiredshark]

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[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[boucicaut]

[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

is it just me or have people really stopped writing tags under art reblogs

[rosenkranz-does-things]

WE'RE ON TUMBLR! BLEED YOUR HEART OUT!

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[warlockwhore]

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

[warlockwhore]

how do you fucking recover

[thestuffedalligator]

This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.

[egberts]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[oneheadtoanother]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

[anxietyproblem]

[eggsdoodz]

day by day…

[thulium]

[my-dailydreams]