#masturbating?

[tommohazzastyles]

i wonder what the boys are doing right this second

[kyondemandsanexplanation-blog]

lol my dad

he's trying to make an electrical outlet in the closet. So he can go into the closet to use the computer at night. Because it's quiet. And it's not quiet in the living room. Something tells me that his reasons for making an office in his closet aren't exactly what he says they are..lol

[syncopesyncope]

#superawk

So I keep dreaming about masturbation - and not just that, but I'm always interrupted by my parents. Funny part is, I never, uh, partake in the masturbatory arts. (Reminds me of Categories from Ring of Fire: Things Janardana Likes: "Masturbating!" "Uh, NO, wrong, you lose!")

Anyway, I guess if we want to get analytical about it, it probably just means that I feel like I'm trying to do some self-discovery and find out how to make myself happy (lol), but that my parents are interrupting that process. Which is pretty much true. Guh.