An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Football RPF
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dele Alli/Eric Dier
Summary: Rest and recuperation, and the entire contents of a small Repino supermarket.
Recitty rec: A sweet, snack-based fic as a warm up for the game tonight.
Gary Lineker: And now it’s over to Etal for a round-up of what slashwatchers and RPF fans will be on the look out for tonight. What have you got for us, Etal?
Thanks Gary, and may I just say congratulations on an excellent shirt performance over the tournament and that I remember your 1987 legs with enormous fondness?
So, as the nation suffers a collective nervous breakdown due to antic football hopes, political disintegration and it having been sunny for a whole week, let’s take a moment to consider what tonight’s World Cup semi might have in store for those for whom romance is the main criteria for success:
1. First up, Jack Butland, Danny Rose, Marcus Rashford, Rufus Loftus-Cheek, Harry Kane and Fabian Delph are all clearly characters in a Regency period m/m romance about rakes and innocent stable boys lately arrived from the country to the stews and molly-houses of London.
2. Kieran Trippier is a total yeoman, with a maverick streak, who will never give up and will work to his last breath, end to end, to service Harry up front. He’s Sam, in search of a Frodo, but maybe he’s his own Frodo.
3. Jesse Lingard’s everything, but particularly his beautiful smile.
4. I’ve got 5Live on and the English fans have a new song to the tune of Atomic Kitten’s ‘You can make me whole again’ which goes ‘Southgate you’re the one/you still turn me on/ football’s coming home again’. A lad was just interviewed and said “I’ve basically fallen in love with Gareth Southgate. He’s been voted the sexiest man alive [he hasn’t btw, he just made that up] and I would, I definitely would.’ They’re doing it unconsciously bless them, but they’re falling in line with the Boss/Daddy and his waistcoat thing like a bunch of girls. And doesn’t it feel good eh lads?
5. Gary, you’ll want to keep an eye on Eric Dier/ Dele Alli. They have Oliver/Elio names, play for Spurs and are in love. They are currently at coffee shop AU stage on AO3 and look to have real staying power.
6. I’ve totally fallen for the narrative that these are not a bunch of spoiled show-ponies. Trippier was let go from the youth team at Manchester City because he was small and naughty, he had to fight for a place in a first team; Southgate survived national opprobrium; Jamie Vardy was playing non-league football, working in a factory, after Sheffield Weds let him go, but he worked his way up until he won the Premiership for Leicester. Some measure of deserving it.
That’s it for now Gary but I’ll be back at some point after the game for an in-depth analysis of tears for heroes/kisses galore depending on how it goes. Fingers crossed for shirts off and a big pile-on!