Yet another very dumb Bowuigi AU/ fic prompt.
Mario in his latest adventure gets thrown into the future by new villain, while there he finds Bowser and Luigi who are married, Mario would be freaking out but he’s also seeing his brother so happy and Bowser isn’t invading anywhere anymore and seems way more chill… well as chill as Bowser can get
(Bowser JR and the other Koopalings also help him deal with the bad guy and are all calling him Uncle Mario)
Eventually Mario beats the bad guy and ends up back in his time, and starts watching Bowser and Luigi and they’re no closer to getting together, even though yeah, they’d be perfect together and Mario knows his brother will be happy… which leads to matchmaking Mario.
Mario: You won’t get away with this Bowser, especially because I have my amazing brother here, if I didn’t have him with me if he was say captured it would be much easier for you to get away with this
Luigi: Mario what are you doing?
Mario: Yes if he was captured this would be a lot harder, but you would have to keep under tight watch and keep an eye on him and spend time with him so he could not escape.
Luigi: Brother… what the fuck?
Bonus: Future Bowser and Luigi seeing past Mario and retroactively realising what he was doing when trying to set them up... even though he did it very badly. Future Mario trying to catch Past Mario with a list of matchmaking things not to try but Past Mario gets sent back before he can give them to him.