Inko: how did I meet your father? Well, I had been hired by a hero agency to perform evidence integrity analysis and your father was one of the suspects in the money-laundering case.
Your father had slipped his guard, to use the bathroom he said, and stumbled into my cubicle to hide. Then he said that I’d have been better off using a chi-square instead of the log-linear analysis I was using. Of course, I used my quirk on him to make sure he didn’t make any sudden movements, called to report his location and then explained during the wait exactly why using predictive modeling was better than a descriptive correlation for this set of data.
After he was taken away, interviewed and then demoted to a person of interest, he came back to my cubicle and asked me out. I told him to try when he wasn’t under investigation. The investigation was dropped next week and he swung by that Monday with two dozen roses and a better foundation of statistical analysis.











