HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO STUDY. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION PAGES OF MY STAPLED TOGETHER SCRIPT WHICH SLIDES OFF THE DESK. IF THE WORD HATE WAS WRITTEN IN TIMES NEW ROMAN SIZE 12 TO FILL EVERY ONE OF THOSE MILLIONS OF PAGES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR TILTED DESKS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.














