#math song

[mathhombre]

Born to Add

via the good folks at Have I Got News For You

When we're roamin' the streets and we see one car We always add one and make it two It don't matter why we like to add one and one Out here it's the thing to do Now some say that screaming one plus one all night Means we're thoughtless, cruel, and bad But kids like you and me baby, we were born to add

Yes, sir, we were!

As we keep on wandering we see two trash cans So we add one and make it three There's a lot of us adders on the Jersey Shore Out here it's the thing to be Yeah, we'll keep on shoutin' one plus two Even though it makes 'em mad 'Cuz kids like you and me baby, we were born to add

Baby we were born to add!

One and two and three police persons spring out of the shadows Down the corner comes one more And we scream into that bitter night, three plus one makes four! Well, they seemed to think we're disturbin' the peace But we won't let 'em make us sad 'Cuz kids like you and me baby, we were born to add

Baby we were born to add! Baby we were born to add! Add! Add! Add! Baby we were born to add! Add! Add! Add! Baby we were born to add! Oh, Add Baby we were born to add! Baby we were born to add! Add, add, add, add, add!

[mathhombre]

Hey, Dogs and Cats, listen to this great math tune!

[queer-in-stem]

When most of your family are engineers, there are lots of math jokes that get flung around. My mother just sent this to the family group chat.

[purplealchemist]

I feel like it would be cool if someone wrote a song about their relationship with Math.

Like, I imagine it would be like an intense break up song with plenty of emotion or maybe heavy metal? 

[toocoldto-function]

Whenever i hear or read the word math danisnotonfire's song just pops into my head

[love-isaruthless-game]

I'm the only who hasn't seen this video ?

[vainilla94]

[addictedtomath]

I'M IN A MATH TEST (PAYPHONE)

-Sung in the tune of Payphone by Maroon 5 I’m in a Maths test Trying to solve X All of the time I spent on you Where has the time gone Answers are all wrong I only stopped at question 2 Yeah I  I know it’s hard to remember tan, sine, cosine, e-t-c It’s even harder to picture ""The tangent next to point B."" You said it’s too late to make it But is it too late to try And all of my time is wasted All of the x’s in my life You wasted my nights I turned on the lights Now I’m paralyzed Still stuck in that time Where we called it fun Because 8 plus 1 Just equals to 9 I’m in a Maths test This time to solve Y All of the time I spent on you Where has the time gone Baby it’s all gone Now that I’m still at question 2 If happy ever after did exist I will still be doing maths like this —> (^_^) All those S.L.Es are full of it One more stupid X and I’ll be sick Ohhh I turned my back on tomorrow Cause’ I forgot yesterday I put in all of my efforts It was useless anyways You can’t expect me to be fine I don’t expect to get A But all of the time that was wasted All of the hairs that turned white I wasted the lights Bill costs just gone high Now I’m paralyzed Still stuck in that time Where “”Bill has 4 sweets He ate one of them How much has he left?”“ I’m at a maths Test, Confronting all X’s, All of the ink I’ve used on you. Where have the times gone, Baby it’s all wrong, Just ran out of foolscap paper too. If happy ever after did exist, I will still be counting maths like this Using all my fingers on my fist If I need more then I’ll use my feet Now I’m in a maths test Yeah man damn this sh*t I’ll be sitting around punching calculators and scribbling my pen Wondering why that I’ve thought of nothing Made it from primary school Now when I see maths I’m stunning And all of my pens start with the push of a click Telling me the chances I screwed up or whatever you call it Switch the letters and the X’s So that maybe I can solve it Don’t need my name on the paper You can tell that I’m trollin’ Swish, what a shame when I got picked Had a really good chance but I missed my last shot So when the teacher explained all the questions Or said what I could’ve write But sad to say it’s over for Phantom numbers appeared in my thought Maybe that was what I’ve should’ve write before Now ask me what I want So I could correct all these errors now I’m in a maths test Trying to solve X All of the time I spent on you Where has the time gone Answers are all wrong  I only know what’s 1 plus 2 If happy ever after did exist I will still be doing maths like this Counting all the stars and moon like kids No more equations in a list . . . Teacher: Wake Up! Me: Uh What??!?…..Damn 5 minutes left! . . . Now I’m in a maths test! ”

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