#matt effect

[roninreverie]

Has anyone made the Mass Effect joke yet

In regards to Matthew Holt and who I assume is his robot alien fiance?

(Her name is N7…. so…. like is the ship name, Matt Effect?)

[roninreverie]

I had the weirdest fan dream.

So I was watching Voltron and it was an episode entirely about the Holts.

We start at a big banquet dinner to celebrate some huge scientific discovery (or anniversary?) and Sam’s voice is the loudest at the table as he says, “Yes, N-7 is my first daughter-in-law.”

(I’m like yay confirmation! But then I’m like, wait, what does he mean first? Pidge was not in the dream at all, but I guess in my subconscious mind she’s married by this point in time too?)

Sam continues as others join the table…

“I’ve never seen it, but Matt tells me she’s very beautiful under the helmet.”

Which is a conversation that causes both Matt and N-7 to look a bit embarrassed.

There is some sort of alert then and everyone has to spring into action.

It cuts to Matt, N-7, and some troops shooting out of the sky with a blaze of fire behind them, and nothing but jetpacks to soften their descent.

All deploy their packs except N-7, who goes in hot, does a cool action roll, and then takes out an entire line of enemy combatants as her metal scrapes the ground and heats up upon landing to the point it’s almost on fire.

Matt calls out her name, but as soon as he realizes she’s safe and their landing platform is clear of hostiles, the other troops storm the bridge and Matt just pats down N-7’s smoking green cape and tells her to be more careful.

The dream takes a turn as N-7 replies to that by saying:

“Partner Matt. When you found me in the dark all alone we formed a contract, but it is an old one. I think I must return to guide my people into the light as you have done for me.”

Matt immediatley asks if she scraped her servos on that landing, but quickly learns by her body language that she was serious and he takes her hand in his.

“I’ll go with you!” He says quickly.

But… N-7 merely places her free hand on top of his and shakes her head.

“No. You are needed here, with your family.”

“You’re a part of that family, N!” He argues. “If you need help, I want to be there. I’m going.”

“The ecosystem of my planet is not safe for you. No, Matt, I cannot put you into such danger or risk taking you away from your loved ones here on Earth… not again. No, this is something that I must do alone. Do not worry… You will have your apprentice to keep you company while I am gone.”

Matt gets this sad and frustrated look like he’s talking to someone with a lost/damaged memory.

“Nate’s not my apprentice, he’s our son!”

(So they have a son named Nathan, though why N-7 doesn’t remember is a bit bitter sweet. Still, I did my high pitched fangirl squeal in dream-form before coming back to the episode.)

Matt basically says the same thing Adam did in the flashback between him and Shiro and I was all (no no no no no!) but then he gets a cheeky grin on his face by the time he looks back up and says, “just kidding! I’ll be right here when you get back.”

They then press their foreheads together, say I love you to one another, and N-7 walks away with the camera zoomed in on their hands breaking apart.

(While it seemed sad, I remember being really happy about all the things we learned from this episode and woke up in my guestroom, still night outside, and slowly realized that none of it actually happened… it was just a dream.)

I love watching new episodes of my shows in dream-form, but man it hurts when I wake up and realize they aren’t real and I can never watch it again or fan out with other people. So bitter sweet! And I just want to know what was going to happen next! XD

[roninreverie]

(Matt leaning back in his chair.)

“Finally! Now I just need to wait for this sequence to render and those new algorithms for the security systems should be up and running.”

(Unknown to Matt, his long hair got caught in a bunsen burner behind him, and N-7 just stops and looks at him, her voice calm and deadpan.)

“Matt, your hair is on fire.”

“Aww, thanks N-7,” he says with a blush, spinning around to look at her now. “If I might say so, your servos are looking pretty smokin’ as well.”

“Matthew, please, we’re married…”

“I know, but still…” he stops and sniffs. “Hey, is something burning?”

“Your head is literally on fire…”

(The next day Matt shows up to the lab with short hair and Pidge is the first one to make fun of him as N-7 tells the tale of what happened.)

[roninreverie]

Can somebody please

Make some Matt and N-7 art based off of Lando and L-3 moments from "Solo"!?

(All of my tech is utilizing the jaws of life or I would do it myself, but man... I want some content in 2k19. Where my voltron artists at?)

[baronessco]

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Caring for oily skin in summer

5 valuable tips for the care and feeding that oily skin will not be a problem during the warm season.

Remove oiliness

Very unpleasant feature of oily skin is its shine. During the summer months, when provoked by heat, skin sweat, it increases shine. So one of the priorities in the care of oily skin in summer is suppression of excessive oiliness and matting. A very good option to do this delicately and successfully using notes and matting. This thin, fine pieces of paper that absorb oiliness without makeup deleted. Usually in a compact box with a nice design, which could easily carry in her handbag. On the market there are different versions of this product, you can choose between classic and antibacterial pads. Enriched with powder of different colors, green tea and aloe.

Sun

Sunscreen products will not only protect the skin from harmful rays of the sun, but will reduce oiliness of the skin (such as Eucerin, SVR, etc.). When applying such on the face, do not use too much. Select milk or lotion containing zinc or titanium dioxide.

Moisturizing

The more dehydrated skin is, the more sebum will produce. After washing, use tonic for a person that does not contain alcohol and light cream, with both a moisturizing effect. For refreshment you can use spray with thermal water (eg spray with thermal water of Avene). It is sprayed on the face from a distance of about 15 cm. For fast cleansing micellar water use. Special products designed for oily skin matte skin and shrink pores (eg Rinse-Free Cleansing Lotion Uriage ).

Be careful what you eat

Skin condition not only determined by genes and the external level of care. Particularly important for the skin more oily, the food we eat. Be careful what you eat during the summer! Limit spicy foods and alcohol. Eat more carrots, spinach, cantaloupe and any foods containing vitamin A.

3 Rules

Do not wash oily skin too often. Twice a day is enough.

Do not use masks and invasive products scrub effect more often than once a week.

Do not touch the skin of your face too often and with unwashed hands.

[dovyin]

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[mattsvintage-blog]

The Alliance in Mass Effect though

they're not very nice people

they're basically the sci-fi fascist trope

[mattsvintage-blog]

punching journalists

romancing a blue lady i found in a volcano

chasing trillion year old space robot aliens around the galaxy

Commander Shepard