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[genevieveetguy]

- Do you ever feel like a chess piece yourself? In a game being played against your will. - Do you? - Constantly. I see them leaning in and moving me around the board. - The Duchess and Sir John? - Not just them. Uncle Leopold. The king. I'm sure half the politicians are ready to seize hold of my skirts and drag me from square to square. - Then you had better master the rules of the game until you play it better than they can. - You don't recommend I find a husband to play it for me? - I should find one to play it with you, not for you.

The Young Victoria, Jean-Marc Vallée (2009)

[grishamanimationstudios102]

Pauline is Vaudeville’s girlfriend in the original shorts. Unlike Vaudeville, however, she doesn’t sport a Brooklyn accent and is more kind-hearted, caring, optimistic, endearing and intelligent in personality. She is even friends with Minnie Mouse, Betty Boop and Olive Oyl outside of work on the Vaudeville shorts.

Vaudeville ©️ @fractiouslemon

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You folks affection can be an affliction.

Artwork by Matt Garner Script #622

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You can see more of our local theater owner over at Ask Movie Slate!

Artwork by Matt Garner Background by CloudshadeZer0 Script #1253

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A bit of reaction-ary humor with Pinkie Pie Solutions!

Artwork by Matt Garner Background by ZuTheSkunk Script #560

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fractiouslemon is a really cool guy with a great sense of humor, if you're not following one of his blogs you should be!