#matteo x reader

[milqueandsugar]

🌼☕ `Your Tea Is Ready` ☕🌼

Includes; Dirk, Bev, Matteo, Betty

Warnings; Suggestive content

| Dirk |

• is always hesitant to initiate cuddling, he doesn't particularly enjoy being dirty, more so a tolerance of it

• Once you lull him in, which you don't have to try very hard to do, he very much enjoys himself

• likes to have you on top of him like a weighted blanket, having his face hidden in your hair or neck

• loves to cuddle when you just get out of the shower and he's all warm from the dry cycle, and you smell the best

• Will steal some of your perfume if your going to be gone for some time to spray on his wrist or his pillow, if you catch him doing this he will absolutely MIB mind wipe you its his dirtiest secret

| Bev |

• Loves to cuddle, unfortunately doesn't have a whole lot of time for it

• She's on the move! She's got a business to run! Though she always makes time for you, its just not ENOUGH time

• The only cuddles you'll get from her is when she works late and comes to bed exhausted, she'll totally flop right on top of you, her arms are sore from shaking, her feet are sore from standing all day and she's so tired from (albeit very little) customer service her ass is NOT moving so you best find a comfy position before getting crushed by a sleepy Bev

• Days off or when there's late openings she'll cuddle up with you in the morning, she tends to wake up a bit before you do and likes to play with your hair or draw shapes on you

• she's a rambler too, even when your half awake she's talking about her day, new advertisements, a weird drink she made, a fun new recipe, your her best customer! She values your opinion!

| Matteo |

• okay so like, cuddle pile with the inanimals yeah? That would be the dream but they are a liiiiitle to excitable for that

• Matteo has lots of cuddles in him, for both you AND the inanimals

• he doesn't talk about it much its just something he... does

• Your helping with some adoption paper work? He has his head on your shoulder and arms wrapped around you

• Grooming a tabgled Rot Wire? He has you sitting in his lap on the floor with him

• if you or an inanimal is in sight your getting cuddles it comes as naturally as breathing!

• Likes to sway or rock when cuddling, its a comforting motion and the movement keeps him awake, lest Sprite use his moment of weakness to get at the curtain tassels again

| Betty |

• cuddles are a MUST, they're like, the other 50% of her personality

• Pre and post sex cuddles, obviously, who the hell do you think she is get in the crook of her arm

• Likes to make time for it, during a movie or before bed, just relaxing in eachothers presence, it's an important ritual for her

• Likes to hear your voice, asks you questions about your day, what you've been thinking about, ESPECIALLY if your whispering it's like asmr to her

• Moves around alot during cuddles but like, subtly, you wouldn't notice if you weren't focused on it, moves between holding you to having you on her arm then her chest, she'll roll over to lay on you

• she's getting All The angles, the positions, her favorite by far though is to rest her head in your lap while you mess with her hair and tell her about your day, its so calming and cozy and entirely convenient position for her... other plans for the night

[just-let-us-love-you-darling]

Ozul or matteo singing a lullaby for a darling that has nightmares? 🌜😴

(The Beautiful Bandaged Babes.)

Ozul is startled when you tell them why you had woken so violently and has to take several moments to process the information. It’s been so long since they’ve experienced dreams and longer still, since they've experienced a nightmare. In all honesty, they had assumed you’d been cursed or had accidentally gotten into one of their potions at first.

While it is a relief that you’re not in that kind of danger, they are very much aware that sleep is important for mortals and that stress can have an incredibly bad effect on a human’s health and wellbeing. 

With a frown on their face, they’ll hold you close or rub soothing circles on your skin as they try and remember what their mother use to do for them when they were a child. 

Eventually their frown will smooth out as a particular memory comes to mind, before they turn and give you the faintest smile.

Whether you choose to curl back up in bed or you need to lay somewhere else to be comfortable, Ozul will gently wrap you up in their embrace as if shielding you from the world and press your head against their broad chest, making sure you’re comfortable before they begin to sing.

The song is one that you’ve never heard before and the lyrics are spoken in a language that the world has long forgotten, but Ozul’s deep and smooth voice makes understanding it unnecessary. They have a truly beautiful voice, the kind that you can imagine luring unsuspecting humans into deadly situations with ease, each sound almost seeming to be saturated with the very magic that always seems to pour off of them. Right then however, there’s nothing malicious about it, their magic blanketing you in a feeling of safety and comfort as the rumbling in their chest lures you into a dreamless sleep.

They’ll sing you to sleep every night, if you so wish.

Matteo is baffled by the concept of a nightmare until you explain that sometimes it can even be bad memories that have been twisted by the mind’s imagination. THAT is something he’s familiar with and the idea of you experiencing something like that, is enough to bring a frown to his usually rather blank face.

Unfortunately Matteo has no idea how to comfort you for such a thing and can’t even remember if someone ever did the same for him. You’ll have to outright ask him for a lullaby if you want one, and still he will come up empty for a while.

Thankfully he has an impeccable memory when it comes to the missions that he use to preform as a spy, and it only takes him a few moments of sorting through them for him to find one where he overheard a mother singing to her daughter in the motel room next to the one he was doing surveillance in. While it was in Spanish, he figures that should be good enough.

Matteo's voice is deep and husky and usually quite bland in terms of emotion and tone, but for this he tries to put the same sort of emotion into it as the mother he had heard. He’s not the best singer, but for something like this, it’s still quite soothing to hear.

He’ll open his arms to you in a silent invitation and start singing as soon as you’re warm and comfortable, his voice and the rising and falling of his chest, lulling you to sleep slowly but surely.

No matter how uncomfortable his position may be, he’s not moving from that spot until you wake up on your own.

He’d hate to disturb you when you look so at peace in his arms.

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(You don’t have to be good at singing to be comforting or enjoyable to listen to. And Matteo is proof of that. Hope you enjoy this! And sorry again for taking so long!)

[just-let-us-love-you-darling]

Matteo

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Name: Matteo

Age: 28

Height: 180.3cm, or 5ft 11 Inches 

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Matteo is human and an ex-spy.

About Matteo

Trained as a spy from a very early age, this rather mysterious man has been “top of the class” from day one. By the time he had reached the age of 19, he was already considered one of the agencies top espionage agents.

With an impressive and almost flawless track record backing him, he was given a considerable amount of leeway compared to other spies, something helped even more by his reputation for following all orders without question. It was well known by those who were aware of his existence, that if he was assigned the mission, it was guaranteed to be a success.

But who had Matteo been before he became a spy?

Not even he, knew that.

For years he followed orders without question and lived almost entirely for the agency, his only real indulgence being his addiction to everything sweet. Something that never failed to bring a faint and ever so rare smile to his face.

When he abruptly decided to leave the agency at the age of 27, everyone was more than a little shocked, having never expected the stoic spy to turn from the only thing he seemed to live for. Despite their fear and dismay over this however, his employers knew all too well how dangerous he was and had no other choice but to accept his decision. Though it was no secret that they all hoped he would grow bored and return some day.

Unsure what to do after his rather sudden choice to leave, Matteo spent a year simply wandering the world aimlessly, unsure what it was he was looking for. With all of his attention now able to drift somewhere other than a mission objective, he finally started taking the time to truly admire the world and people around him.

Still he struggled to actually enjoy it.

It wasn’t until he met his darling for the first time, that he finally felt a spark of happiness that didn’t involve indulging in his beloved sweets.

As a yandere, Matteo is protective and obsessive. After spending almost his entire life working for a shady government agency, he no longer has any true basis for what normal morals look like.

Lacking any self awareness about the immoral nature of his behaviour, he sees nothing wrong with stalking his darling and looking into every single facet of their life. Having been trained to take note of every little thing and make judgments over potential threats, he has no problem interfering with things he thinks will pose a threat to his darling. Even if this means taking other peoples lives.

Once Matteo finds someone that brings him joy, he will shamelessly indulge in their presence, much like he does his sweets. 

Now that he’s found something new to live for, there’s no getting rid of him.

[just-let-us-love-you-darling]

I am a hopeful romantic what if matteo proposed to s/o on Valentine's day? Haha 😹 I guess I am too early. Cupid anon.

Truthfully it wasn’t until he overheard a stranger gushing to her friends about her upcoming wedding, that he even remembered that marriage was a thing that people did. Now that it’s in his mind though, he can’t stop thinking about it.

Thanks to his years of analysing people in order to complete missions with the utmost efficiency, Matteo is actually really good at figuring out exactly what kind of things would make his s/o happy. A quick glance at the valentines decorations already starting to fill stores, is enough to remind him how much of a romantic they are.

Coming up with a plan after that, is child’s play.

Despite not quite understanding the appeal of all of these things himself, he’s insanely good at setting the perfect romantic proposal up, the idea of having yet another thing tying them to him, only encouraging him to pull out all the stops. Not that he wasn’t prepared to do so for them anyway.

His s/o will find themself being pampered beyond belief on the days leading up to the proposal, with Matteo gifting them a lavish new outfit perfectly tailored to their body and tastes. 

With a firm and reassuring grip, he’ll lead them into a suspiciously closed park, where they will find a beautifully set table, complete with candles and their favourite flowers.

Though it’s probably best that they don’t ask for the specifics, somehow he’s managed to get hold of the chef and some of the staff from a rather popular restaurant for the occasion. His s/o will be treated to their favourite meal and a surprisingly casual conversation given the setting, with Matteo not giving them even a single hint of what’s to come.

It’s not until dessert is finished, that he’ll finally get into his real reason for all of the extravagance.

Choosing the most traditional option, he will rather abruptly sink to one knee before his s/o, a soft smile pulling at his usually rather stoic face. Despite his struggles with understanding other people and their emotions on a personal level, his proposal will be surprisingly passionate and romantic.

Hopefully his s/o is a little too distracted by the whole thing, to notice the dark satisfaction that flickers through his eyes when he finally sees the custom made ring sitting snug around their finger.

(A hopeful romantic? I like that one, I’m a hopeless romantic myself. And it’s never a bad time for some delightful romantic corniness. Hopefully you enjoyed this, I did try my best.)