hello, do you have any baldi tkl headcanons mayhaps
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(sorry if they're shit i woke up like 5 minutes ago </3)
BALDI
I think he is 65% ler and 35% lee!!
- in this universe the ruler is a forgotten weapon
- yes he still uses it to intimidate BUT principal of the thing had too many complaints from angry parents so baldi had to switch his punishments
- he wasn't actually good at tickling at first, but he was always gentle so it always worked!!!
- eventually principal had to teach him (he was WRECKED by him)
- lowkey gets major joy in seeing students squirm
- like not in a weird way just imagine he's just punished a student and he's just back at his desk examining his nails or tapping his fingers
- it's so subtle yet it WORKS
- if he sees anyone, even playtime, not focusing he pretends to walk by and pokes their side
- not to mention principal is also a big target
- "what do you mean my teaching is ineffective? i can give you a quick demonstration on my improvement." then proceeds to absolutely wreck him in the most professional way to metaphorically jab at principals standards
- loves counting ribs to help students learn
- "now, ____, repeat after me! oooooneee, twwooooo... th- what's so funny? i'm helping you count to 10!" and the student or whoever is just hysterical on the floor
- i used to watch voadams videos and i like the hc that baldi and principal aren't human and that they're hundreds of years old beings
- so, baldi is mildly ticklish BUT after a lot of time he does regain a lot of sensitivity from not being necessarily touched for a while at all
- lowkey think his shoulder blades, lower back, neck and hips get him bad
- he doesn't laugh hysterically so much, usually only a few breathy chuckles escape him at most unless you're playtime and he will laugh for her
- he's like a father figure to her, and playtime is mischievous by heart, so he gets a lot of light tkls
- he's definitely been tickled by bully once, and he is GENUINELY afraid of that child
- yet his biggest ler is principal
- if he's done bad teaching or backchats the principal best know he will be getting wrecked
- he cannot take slow dragging of nails
- he will fold, he will snort, he will be the epitome of embarrassed
- he's pretty stone faced other than that, most students are too scared to try other than who I've mentioned
ahehahenw i can't think of any more but later on I'll edit this post and add more!!! (ill tag you in it! :))














