#matthew norbert

[sharequin]

Was reading through character bios and stumbled across Matthew’s — and damn, he’s a perfect match for my OC :D

One doesn’t even know how she ended up in the clan, the other joined just 'cause he couldn’t think of anything better'

[henrystickminyaoi]

Alright boys listen up here’s the basic idea

HENRY STICKMIN CRACKSHIPPING LOVE TRIANGLE DOOMED TOXIC YAOI

Okay stay with me first things first here’s the basic idea

It’s a doomed toxic love triangle with Henry stickmin background characters that started as a joke between me and @trashcancultist

It’s Sven Svensson, Kent, and Matthew Norbert.

So, Sven and Kent were childhood friends, they go to some police academy or something together. Then, one day Sven leaves and joins Toppat clan. Kent has had a crush on Sven since high school and he is still head over heels for him. Sven is both oblivious and doesn’t reciprocate. One he’s joined the Toppat clan, Sven meets Matthew, who he is HEAD OVER HEELS FOR. Matthew likes him back but he’s a manipulative piece of shit and they’re in the ultimate on-again-off-again situationship from The Smiths’ ninth circle of HELL. Anyhow, a couple months after Sven has joined the Toppats, Kent has joined as well. Sven in climbing the ranks, while trying to crawl his way into a good relationship with Matthew, who has every commitment issue under the sun and is leading him on and is only really a good partner to Sven when it’s convenient for him.

Slightly more detailed overview of the basic narrative here

Like I said, DOOMED TOXIC LOVE TRIANGLE.

This account is run by @mitsuyamaurkawaetc !!! (And co-written by @trashcancultist !!)

Feel free to send asks and make whatever you want of this stupid AU(?)

This post (and a soon-to-come master list post will be made and edited soon!!! Thanks :)

And also, just for the record; obviously, NONE of this is meant to be taken seriously, it’s supposed to be stupid.

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This is gonna be one big pinned post that gets added to later down the line. I just really want people to know about this STUPID ASS IDEA

[officialhenrystickmin]

Guys

Can we calm down now?

@officialcharlescalvin​ @officalmrthicc​ @officialmatthewnorbert​ @lavender-the-security-anon​ and Zer0

[officialmatthewnorbert]

@officialreginaldcopperbottom

@officialburtcurtis

"GUYS HOLY FUCK!"

"BURT, YOU MAY THINK BANANA SOUP IS RIDICULOUS!"

"BUT BEER SOUP IS A FUCKING THING TOO!!"

[officialmatthewnorbert]

What are your opinions on Burt?

"Burt is.. Well.."

"Let's just say he probably is the least sane one because of REASONS-"

[officialmatthewnorbert]

Berry walks up to Matthew and punches them in the stomach

"OW! What was that for?!"

Matthew is now angry-

[officialmatthewnorbert]

Opinions on Burt's kids? Opinion on how he has FIVE?

"Wait, he has five kids?"

"Wow. Props to that guy for managing to take care of FIVE kids."

"Not saying that he couldn't because anyone can if they actually know what they're doing!"

[officialreginaldcopperbottom]

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@officialmatthewnorbert