HENRY STICKMIN CRACKSHIPPING LOVE TRIANGLE DOOMED TOXIC YAOI
Okay stay with me first things first here’s the basic idea
It’s a doomed toxic love triangle with Henry stickmin background characters that started as a joke between me and @trashcancultist
It’s Sven Svensson, Kent, and Matthew Norbert.
So, Sven and Kent were childhood friends, they go to some police academy or something together. Then, one day Sven leaves and joins Toppat clan. Kent has had a crush on Sven since high school and he is still head over heels for him. Sven is both oblivious and doesn’t reciprocate. One he’s joined the Toppat clan, Sven meets Matthew, who he is HEAD OVER HEELS FOR. Matthew likes him back but he’s a manipulative piece of shit and they’re in the ultimate on-again-off-again situationship from The Smiths’ ninth circle of HELL. Anyhow, a couple months after Sven has joined the Toppats, Kent has joined as well. Sven in climbing the ranks, while trying to crawl his way into a good relationship with Matthew, who has every commitment issue under the sun and is leading him on and is only really a good partner to Sven when it’s convenient for him.
Slightly more detailed overview of the basic narrative here
Like I said, DOOMED TOXIC LOVE TRIANGLE.
This account is run by @mitsuyamaurkawaetc !!! (And co-written by @trashcancultist !!)
Feel free to send asks and make whatever you want of this stupid AU(?)
This post (and a soon-to-come master list post will be made and edited soon!!! Thanks :)
And also, just for the record; obviously, NONE of this is meant to be taken seriously, it’s supposed to be stupid.
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This is gonna be one big pinned post that gets added to later down the line. I just really want people to know about this STUPID ASS IDEA
HENRY STICKMIN DOOMED TOXIC YAOI LOVE TRIANGLE CRACKSHIPPING
SO.
Kent is an immigrant from Japan, also an orphan. When Kent is taken in by a family that lives near Sven, they meet and become best friends. They’re the duo of all time for their whole lives, growing up together in their little group of friends. In middle school, Kent realizes he’s gay. Sven is the only person he tells. Sven is gay too, he’s just kinda in denial. Fast-forward to high school and they’re still best friends. They get shitfaced drunk at a party and are each other’s first kiss. ANYWAY- fast forward and they go to like a weird police college academy thing?? And they decided to do it with each other! They did everything together and are jazzed about it.
Two out of four years in, Kent wakes up in their dorm one morning to find a note from Sven and the window open and the majority of Sven’s things missing. Kent panics immediately, he asks around and tries to find where he is. Sven isn’t picking up his calls, isn’t telling him anything! He’s terrified and breifly thinks that Sven is dead. After a few months of silence, on a mission from a small Toppat-organized robbery, he sees Sven and they have a very short conversation in which Sven tries to get him to join the toppats before leaving with the clan.
While in the Toppat clan and rising the ranks, Sven had met Matthew Norbert, and falls head over heels for him SO HARD. Matthew likes him back but honestly Matthew is a toxic idiot who’s sorta leading him on because he’s scared of the less perfect and happy parts of a relationship. So they’re in an off and on again situationship from hell. He leads him on and is only really a good boyfriend when it benefits himself, and tends to guilt trip. He doesn’t really know he’s doing it though, he’s just a little fucked in the head. He’s a little manipulative, and Sven is too fucking in love with him and head over heels for him to admit that Matthew is bad for him. Kent is left pining SO HARD for a guy who doesn’t love him back.
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