#mattie!

[lespoopypodle]

Ok there’s one valid reason for Matt to have a saw and that’s because maybe he sometimes does building work on the farm. Other than that he’s crazy

[lespoopypodle]

Matt: who thinks I️ can fit 20 marshmallows in my mouth

Jackie: you are a hazard to society

Digit knowing what feats Matt is capable of: I️ bet you can do 30 *pulls out another bag of marshmallows from his lil tiddy dimension*

[molten-gold-fleur]

Visits Babasel, carrying a thermos of soup. (Mattie)

@frigidandsilent

A Pause.

A realization.

A grin.

"MAT-TUE! You bring soup? Drink? What is in thermos, hm?"

[awkward-snake-girl]

“His failures as a mentor and as a father forced us…” for Samson

@getreadytosmash

With anyone else, Mattie would have been kind and sympathetic. But given that it was Samson and been rude about her own issues about her family and suspects that he’s tried to team up with her sadistic bitch of a mother at one point, she couldn’t even be bothered to be fake nice. “Ohhh, you have daddy issues, so I guess that automatically means you have the right to be an ass to everyone.” She said dryly. “Please. I have issues with my parents too, but at least I attempt to be kind to people. Don’t try to guilt trip me with that shit, at least your dad didn’t treat you like a rabid animal that needed to be put down. Fuck off.” She said, turning to storm out. You knew she was just done when she started cursing...

[lordcarlisle]

“Don’t talk to him like that!” (Love Mattie)

“Matt, it’s fine, you don’t have to,” Harry said quietly, clearing his throat slightly and avoiding eye contact with his younger brother, who was feeling particularly cruel this morning.

[no-gods-no-genders]

St. Nathan, Patron Saint of Neoteny

This is true! I gave my girlfriend fluffy socks today. Also yesterday rainbow shotglasses. 

[likeagrapefruit]

do you ever think about your girlfriend and just be like... wow... perfection