Nov 23, 2022
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haitian créole has my entire heart
fuck you *turns you into a sphere*
Huh.
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Just one of those days, I guess.
does ira react to psspsspsss
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You guys know that common headcanon that Steve always hates it whenever someone curses or something is going down when he curses. Well, I raise you something better. Steve HATES when someone mention language just out of spite for that ONE time he said language and he is absolutely pissed about it. And it’s absolutely hilarious because the team knows it and does it anyway.
Tony and Clint are fighting about who is better at pranks and the whole team is just watching this go down, including Peter.
Tony: Well I don’t think you can say that when I glitterbombed your ass-
And immediately, the whole team (except Steve) and Peter are screaming “LANGUAGE!”
Clint in the most ‘I’m snitching you to mom!’ whine: CAP HE SAID A CURSE WORD
Natasha, just wanted to poke at Steve: I don’t think Steve appreciates that language
Thor, genuinely believed Steve didn’t like it: MAN OF IRON USED FOUL LANGUAGE!
Peter, simply joining in the fun bc why not: MR ROGERS, MR STARK USED A BAD WORD!
And Steve is sitting there, absolutely done with the team. It gets worse when he tries to say something
Steve: Ass is not a bad word-
Tony, screaming: CAP WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Clint, screaching: I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU!
Peter, wanting to be an annoying shit he is and added more fuel to the fire: MR ROGERS THAT’S A BAD WORD, YOU SHOULDN’T SAY THAT!
And Steve absolutely gives up and walks out of the room. (He storms out of the room, body barely containing his anger)
Imagine this happening in missions. It’s worse and gets progressively so when he is the one that cursed.
Steve being kicked and sent flying into a brick wall and getting a minor headache and then immediately ambushed by a group of burly men: This is some fucked up bull-
Steve couldn’t complete his sentence as the whole team is on the comms, shouting at him and making his minor headache worse
Tony, already flying towards Steve with a grin: Capsicle, language!
Clint, driving a car he stole and Natasha in it towards Steve: Cap, I thought you didn’t appreciate that language? (Natasha chuckles and Clint is howling with laughter as a series of grumbles were heard)
Hulk, landing beside Steve and smashing the enemies with ease: Bad word!
Thor, surprised Cap used a bad word and thought he didn’t know it was: Rogers, that’s a foul word!
Peter is swinging around, looking out as he cackles: Someone’s been a bad boy with his language!
Nick Fury, intercepting their comms to give instructions on what to do with the goons after but decided to comment something: You kiss your mama with that mouth?
And Steve is absolutely done, fed up and officially finished. He got up, angrily demolished all the remaining enemies alongside Hulk and bought his America’s ass quietly to the Quinjet. The whole trip back to the tower was filled with small giggles and chuckles while a fuming blonde sat at one corner.
Love Unlimited Infinity Comic #65
Why is everything so damn vulgar these days? Must be that fucking internet. 😛
YOU CUNT
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