#mattysmurdock

[shelbygoodkind]

💖 + kkcu (karyn kusama cinematic universe)

jennifer check who else !!

send me  💖 + a fandom and i’ll tell you my fav character  

[aminasimms]

HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY TO THE LOML, MY PARTNER IN CRIME, MY JAEGER CO-PILOT, THE TOM TO MY DAYA, THE THOR TO MY VALKYRIE ... @mattysmurdock / @spaenycailee i can’t believe we’ve been friends for five years now .... we the only members of our original squad left on this goddamn app, that’s legendary, baby! i can’t wait until i make monies so i can book a flight to canada so we can finally fight ... n then go see a marvel movie probably nbcvmcnbvmnb. anyways happy birthday, dummy. have an amazing day !!!! i love you !!!!!

[aminasimms]

u not tagging ur thor ragnarok as sutton? just say u hate me... :/

ASDHLKJSDFHKJSDHDFJ SHUT UP I FORGOT. I LOVE U. ILL RETAG!

[aminasimms]

mattysmurdock replied to your post “this just in: diablarpt thinks black people are ugly monsters. ”

diablarpt personally told me i was a redskin savage what else is new :/

they came to my house and called me a n*gg*r and i said how did u censor it in real life

[aminasimms]

happy birthday to my beautiful old ass best friend, @mattysmurdock ! i can’t believe we’ve been friends for like four years i’m emo. ( tb to when you didn’t know my name so you just named my char. psd after my aim screenname jhsdflksjdfh ) anyways i love u so much and you deserve everything that’s good in this worldt. i really can’t believe we’re the only rich gang members left :/ sad... but we’ll carry the legacy ! i hope you have an amazing day today. get drunk and party hard, bitch ! and when i’m not lazy, i’ll buy you some gifts from your wishlist but enjoy that accidental tie jsdhfljkdsfh !!!!!

[blancapadlla]

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this is late but i love u thank u for sending me memes :/ an angel ur a real mutual 4 sending these :/ a giver UGH. anyways onto the meme xx 

SEND ME A ▲ AND I’LL TALK ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MUSES FROM ANOTHER MUN!

1. nathan written by my marmalade was a GIFT! throwing knives casually, has his own hospital room shared with teagan, and a common visitor at jail that they just have friends over there. only went in the group chat text rarely but when he did he’d say something iconic. got teagan’s bitch tatted on his body. a real trooper what a MUSE! id die 4 that bitch2. romina written by xan. truly an icon thats it. an icon. a legend. die 4 her  too. 3. aria written by diana was the og badass bitch who did everything. she was really just that  bitch like... the  eclc memories she took a big part in... the car chases... the drugs n booze n sex on trains... ugh we love  legends in this house

[gilmvres]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 godspeed

this  just  in  sutton  wishes  i  was  dead     !

one.  purple  prose  is  just  as  valid  a  writing  style  as  blunter  styles.  it’s  a  skill  nonetheless     ???     if  i  went  around  shitting  on  super  blunt  writing  styles,  then  i’d  be  chased  out  w  fuckin  torches  and  pitchforks  

two.  the  entire  rpc  doesn’t  revolve  around  american  sensibilities  and  social  politesse  and  some  ppl  must  think  it  does,  which     ....................     anyway  don’t  yell  at  me  for  using  a  term  that’s  super  common  in  aus  just  bc  u  can’t  take  it

three.  if  you  come  to  me  and  be  like  ‘hey  ur  tiny  writing   /   icons  are  actually  affecting  me’  then  i’ll  change  them  for  you  because  i’m  not  a  dipshit  but  otherwise  smaller  icons  are  cute  as  hell  and  i  won’t  shut  up  about  them

four.  greek  mythology  rps  are  so  overdone  that  they’re  dull  and  i’ll  sell  my  firstborn  child  to  anyone  who  writes  a  mythology  group  that  isn’t  fuckin  greek     ???     ofc  i  know  why  greek  mythology  is  overused  in  the  rpc  as  compared  to  egyptian  or  asian  mythologies  but  roman  and  norse     ?????     cmon  now  you  can  use  all  ur  faves  over  there  as  well

five.  in  that  same  vein,  start  experimenting  w  diff  time  periods.......  write  in  the  victorian  era  or  the  enlightenment  or  pretty  much  anything  that  isn’t  painfully  overused

six.  and  bc  i  won’t  shut  up,  there  are  other  parts  of  the  world  that  u  can  write  in.  locations  in  rps  tend  to  be  so  usa/euro-centric  and  rly  can  we  just  .  switch  that  right  the  fuck  up  now  bc  from  personal  experience  those  countries  don’t  have  shit  on  others

seven.  i  yell  about  this  a  lot  but  don’t  just  write  the  highs  of  a  drug  addiction  bc  they’re  fun     ???     writing  the  lows  of  it  creates  a  more  holistic  image  of  the  addiction  as  a  whole  and  doesn’t  make  you look  so  stupid     ???     there’s  heaps  of  info  out  there  about  withdrawal  and  shit  

eight.  gender  sections  are  necessary  in  apps     ?????      just  bc  a  char  uses  she/her  or  he/him  doesn’t  mean  they’re  automatically  cis  

nine.  i  didn’t  think  it  needed  to  be  said  but  apaz  it  does:  writing  abuse  is  disgusting  and  idc  what  kind  of  abuse  it  is,  don’t  feckin  write  it.  there’s  a  fine  line  betweeen  toxic  relationship  and  abusive  relationship  and  blurring  it  isn’t  an  option

ten.  once  you  admit  that  your  favourite  fc  is  ugly  then  the  weight  of  the  world  will  be  lifted  off  ya  shoulders.  charlie  heaton  is  a  travesty  but  i  love  that  man

eleven.  i  got  told  off  for  this  once  which  lmao  but  anyways     ---     insulting  a  celeb’s  looks  isn’t  bad  or  wrong  bc  the  likelihood  of  them  checking  tumblr  to  keep  up  w  my  shitty  opinion  of  them  is  that  unlikely

twelve.  sutton  likes  to  ruin  my  life  /  day  and  send  me  thirteen  fuckin  unpopular  opinions

thirteen.  stop  glamorising  gangs  it’s  not  fackin  cool

[gilmvres]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ good fuckin luck

first  of  all  i  fucking  hate  you

one.  if  i  hadn’t  gone  into  law,  i  would’ve  gone  into  either  journalism  or  screenwriting     !     

two.  i’m  allergic  to  grass  and  dust.

three.  i  have  a  bad  habit  of  paying  for  things  with  coins.  i  once  paid  for  a  pack  of  midori  splices  with  coins  and  it’s  still  the  worst  thing  i’ve  ever  done.

four.  my  favourite  movies  include  we  need  to  talk  about  kevin,  coraline,  bridget  jones’  diary,  the  virgin  suicides  and  it.

five.  after  my  year  12  graduation,  i  spent  four  hours  waiting  around  the  er  for  my  sister  instead  of  getting  dicked  down  and  i’m  still  fucking  mad  about  it.

six.  i  either  drink  chai  lattes,  long  blacks  or  macchiatos.  if  i’m  at  starbucks,  i’ll  get  a  venti  caramel  macchiato  with  two  extra  shots.  i’m  serious  about  my  coffee.

seven.  i’m  4′11.  i  shit  you  not,  i’m  fully  elf  sized.

eight.  when  my  first  boyfriend  broke  up  with  me,  i  cried  for  roughly  25  seconds  and  then  got  over  it.  she’s  always  been  a  heartless  bitch,  folks     !

nine.  i  crack  my  knuckles,  back,  neck,  ankles  and  toes  on  a  daily  basis  and  i  have  no  shame  about  any  of  it.

ten.  i’m  the  worst  drunk  you’ll  ever  meet.  i  get  loud,  giggly  and  touchy,  and  i  need  to  issue  formal  apologies  to  anyone  who’s  ever  been  drinking  with  me  because  there’s  a  solid  chance  i  might’ve  kissed  them.

eleven.  i  realised  i  wasn’t  straight  after  seeing  lindsey  way  backbending.  

for  every  ⭐️  i  receive,  i’ll  post  a  fun  fact  about  myself.