#maws alex

[hersheysmcboom]

[cdpdoodler]

Things you can find in Slade and Lex's honeymoon apartment bachelor pad:

-A closet full of plain black t shirts that look simple but cost $800 each (Lex)

-An empty storage rack, meant for weapons (A gift from Lex to Slade)(unused)

-At least 5 katanas left out in the open at any given time (Slade)

-Kitchen full of "smart" appliances that only work when connected to the internet (Lex)

-A "smart" toaster with a knife stuck through it (Formerly Lex's, Slade stabbed it the first time it tried to talk to him)

-A crumpled up photo of Slade's ex wife (Slade)

-A less crumpled photo of Slade's children (Slade)

-Framed photo of the first LexCorp NFT (A gift from Slade to Lex)(Lex got angry, insisting that printing it out "lowered the value")(Slade moved it to hang in the bathroom)

-A dartboard with Amanda Waller's face on it (both)

-A king sized bed with green silk sheets (Lex)

-A king sized bed with no sheets (A gift from Lex to Slade)

-A grimy pullout couch (Slade)(He brought it from his old apartment, claims he sleeps better on it)

-A large empty closet, reserved for storing said pullout couch (Lex)(He will NOT let that be out in the open when they have guests over)

-Blueprints for various types of weaponry based off of Kryptonian technology (Lex)(Slade frequently adds his own notes, which Lex complains about)(he often uses the ideas anyway)

-A second dartboard with Superman's face on it (both)

[idsfantasy]

The My Adventures with Superman Discord server I'm in requested this very cursed edit and now you all have to deal with it as well.

Behold.

Leggs Luthor.

[sweetums0kitty]

IS THIS YOUR MAN??? /aff

Lex Luthor from MAWS is one of my men. I can’t wait till he goes bald.

[shy-marker-pliers]

so we agree that flameturd this is definitely Alex’s account right

bc this guy? this guy is nothing if not a little hater

and full offense but he’s definitely the type of guy to say ‘kekw’

[ember-mage-of-light]

Hey Alex, I found your mug

[andrewmoocow]

My mediocre attempt at visualizing what we've all been thinking for weeks now.

Also, if you're tired of Luz Lane, I don't think you're ready for Saitama Luthor. The joke is that they're both voiced by Max Mittelman.

[hersheysmcboom]