Nov 3, 2025
He's everywhere
seen from United States
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from Poland
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Argentina
seen from Germany
seen from Italy
seen from Russia
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Poland
seen from United States
seen from Malta
seen from Argentina
seen from Denmark
seen from United States
seen from China
He's everywhere
bruce whos been awake for 56 hours: cass can you pass me the case file?
damian: ...what
bruce: sorry i mean jason,wait no, dick. uhm Stephanie, i mean tim, no wait duke. alfred? no uhm barbara. wait ace.
damian:thats our dog father
bruce:alfred pennyworth the cat?
damian:
bruce: damian, i mean damian.
damian: leaves.
bonus!!:
bruce whos been awake for 56 hours: cass can you pass me the case file?
tim whos also been awake for 56 hours: sure thing clark one washing machine coming up.
Damian: Father, ask Alfred to prepare a dish of milk for this cat Bruce: Damian, we can't keep bringing strays into this house and keeping them. Eventually we'll have to find another home Damian: You kept Dick and Jason *Dick spits out drink* Jason: EXCUSE ME?!
U know the audio, this is all I could think about
Damian, who was raised in a freaking desert compound and didn’t know jack shit about the outside world, thinking him and Tim are finally having a bonding moment:
Tim: Hey, want some candy? leftovers from movie night.
Damian: ….
Tim: …..
Tim: ….dude…have you never had candy?
Damian: *scoff* protein and nutrients were much more important than sugar in training Drake.
Tim: *horrified* dude just try some. god this is unbelievable
Damian: *tries some in hopes of making Tim happy; enjoys chocolate and also skittles*
Tim: *watching amused as Damian pops one of Barts leftover Warheads in his mouth, not so much as a glance at the package*
* Damian makes the most horrific sour face of all time, body takes a screenshot, Tim is pissing himself and takes a picture*
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Bruce walking into the manor from a rough WE meeting: Alfred I’m hom—
Bruce: *stares in disbelief and fear*
*Tim tied to a chair, broken furniture and scattered candy everywhere *
Bruce: Damian what are you doing???!!!
Damian: Drake had poisoned me. I need him to confess so I may obtain an antidote before it’s too late.
Bruce: *questioning glance at tim*
Tim: *deadpan look, nods towards table where Warheads bag is sat in a plastic evidence bag taped shut with biohazard tape, Tim’s phone sat open to picture of Damian making sour face*
Bruce: *Loud Sigh™️*
It's called fashion, Bruce
another repost from my Instagram in 2021
Waiting on a new Apple Pencil so enjoy some supersons I drew with my fingers :3