Incorrect RWBY Quotes but it's Futurama Part 2
RWBY-RAMA: VOLUME 10 HAS BEEN GREENLIT! WE'RE BACK, BABY!
Nora: Did someone just switch the universe off and on?
Ren: It feels like we got rebooted or we're under new management.
Qrow: Ugh, why is my beer stale?! (spits his stale beer into Yang's mouth)
Yang: Awesome, I'm sharing backwash with my uncle!
Qrow: Well, whatever happened, the important thing is that it'll never, ever happen agaaaaaaaain. (suddenly slows down and pauses. Ruby knocks on Qrow's head)
Qrow: Nah, I'm just yanking your ass, kids! WE'RE BACK, BABY!
Yang: Hey Professor Port, what's this Grimm supposed to be? A frog, a toad, or yo mama?! (laughs before the Froad suddenly catches Yang with its tongue and nearly swallows her)
Port: Gadzooks, it's a Frolicking Froad! Not to worry, students, I can handle this. (takes a deep breath and puffs up his cheeks to scare the Frolicking Froad into spitting out Yang and run away)
Yang: (now holding a toothpick that somehow just appeared) I'm back, baby.
Oobleck: Now, for the first time, we may be able to see the infinitesimal fabric of matter itself. Laying bare the most fundamental laws of the universe!
Blake: Hey, Yang, I know something we can lay bare.
Yang: Blake, shhh! I'm trying to listen to a physics lecture!
Oobleck: Now, to examine some matter. Any old matter will do. (pulls out a log from under his desk)
Nora: Wow, that's some cheap-ass matter! What the hell is it?
Oobleck: Oh, it's just a log I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea. Now, to penetrate its deepest mysteries.
Yang: Blake! No means no!
Oobleck: (zooms in on a frog sitting on the log) Oh, my! There's a frog on a bump on this log that I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea!
Blake: And that's the ultimate secret of the universe?!
Oobleck: Apparently so. Wait! (zooms in on the frog's tail) There's a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea!
Yang: Ah, perfect timing! I just turbo-charged Bumblebee's matter compressor!
Ruby: What's the matter compressor?
Yang: Nothing's the matter, Ruby, now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor.
(Neo holds up a sign saying "DO A FLIP!")
Weiss: Don't do it, Ruby! You have so much to live for.
(Neo holds up another sign saying "I get it, reverse psychology.")
Curious Cat: Please, Ruby, don't jump. Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.
Yang after Adam cut off her arm: YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!
Jaune: Co-ed steam rooms! I love Atlas!
Yang: Uh, Jaune, you're in the women's steam room.
Weiss: Psst, look what life was like for him growing up.
Yang: Those poor girls back home. (Jaune crosses his legs in embarrassment)
Penny: Salutations! What's you serial number?
Penny: No way! Mine's 2716057! (They both laugh. Ruby joins in then stops.)
Penny: We're both expressible as the sum of two cubes. (Lenny cheers and they high five.)
Ruby: I'm just saying, General. I get that you want to save all of Atlas from Salem, but can you do that without sacrificing the people of Mantle too?
Ironwood: She's opening my mind to new ideas and giving me constructive criticism! KILL HER!
(a number suddenly appears on the wall of Schnee Manor, written in blood)
Weiss: 0101100101. What does that mean?
Penny: It's just utter gibberish. (gasps as she reads the number in reverse in a mirror) 1010011010?! (screams as she runs out of the room)
Blake: (riding on the ship to Menagerie) And so I set sail for unknown shores. Oh, merciful Poseidon, take pity on this furry mariner. (the Sea Feilong suddenly appears and attacks) CURSE YOU, MERCIFUL POSEIDON!
Yang: Dammit, one of the Manta's engines has been blown out!
Jaune: Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it! (pause) Fix it, fix it, fix it!
Qrow: The point is, it's all Winter's fault, that frigid bitch. Why, if she were here, I'd-uh. Oh crap, is she behind me?
Winter: No, I'm in front of you. (Qrow screams like a little girl)
