Some monster jam things
Dennis: right, im off to McD, do you guys want anything?
Son Uva: can i get a cola?
El Toro Loco: Spicey chicken wings! And mustard!
Megalodon: Five McFlurry's, a cola and fries with mayonnaise!
El Toro Loco: SPICEY! SPICEY!
Max D: *rears* QUARTER POUNDER, CHEESE SOUFFLE AND CHICKENBURGERRR!!
*they cheer and roar*
Grave Digger, unimpressed: Just a happy meal please.
Grave Digger: Why do towels get dirty if you come out of the shower clean?
El Toro Loco: Erasers slowly die because of our mistakes. We press the life out of pencils and we skin them if we want a sharper point. And we tattoo papers without their permission.
Max D: Maybe gender is a phenomenon made by bathroom companies so they can sell more bathrooms.
Megalodon: are we under car insurance or life insurance?
Son Uva Digger: How do i have you guys around me my whole life and have more then five braincells?
Cleaning car: WHEN WERE YOU GUYS GONNA TELL ME I'M NOT A MONSTERTRUCK!?
El Toro Loco: We were not
Grave Digger: TORO!
*Max D almost spits out his soda*
El Toro Loco: i always bite ice cream.
Megalodon: I know a lot of people who do that.
Blue Thunder: Yeah same. I also like, always bite on candies youre supposed to suck.
Max D: Yeah, i'm sure Grave Digger knows.
Megalodon: Toro, do you like instant noodles?
El Toro Loco: i do, why?
Megalodon: ...
El Toro Loco: were you getting us noodles?
Megalodon:
No, i was gonna soak them in water from the dishwasher, put cobra poison in them, mash then with mustard and horse poop and then throw them in the grand canyon. Do you want chicken flavour?
Blue Thunder eating pizza with Soldier Fortune and Madusa: i love how good at sharing we are!
Max D in the background about to choke Grave Digger: Spit. it. out.
Grave Digger: No.
El Toro Loco with a camera on his hood: Spit it in his face, Grave! Grave-dig-ger! Grave-dig-ger!
Max D: Grave! What the living fuck is a kilometer!? (Throws egg at Grave Digger)
Grave Digger: Eagles?
Blue Thunder: sure, Grave Digger has been awake the past 2 days without sleep eating nothing but instant noodles and pizza, Son Uva chases the cleaning cars around over the whole facility, El Toro Loco pees against trees, Megalodon terrorizes people on the beach and Max D has a weird obsession with teriachi chips, but i am not emotionally drained.
At all.
Grave Digger in the background, crying against a tree: i'M nOt oOoOoOoLd!!
Megalodon, covered in seaweed: You know Toro just peed against that tree right?
