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[verydarkgrey]

Klaus: you don't even care about me, what if I died?

Five: you'd have a funeral

Klaus: I mean what would you do?

Five:...go to the funeral?

[maximilianthequeer]

Diversity loss: jungle cruise

Diversity win: I didn’t pay to see it

[dickter-who]

the master: people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up the room

the doctor: thats called arson, actually and those people are witnesses.

[verydarkgrey]

Diego, answering the phone: hello

Klaus, over the phone: it's Klaus

Diego: what did he do this time?

Klaus: what? No! It's me, Klaus!

Diego: oh

Diego: what did you do this time?

[verydarkgrey]

Allison: What are you doing?

Diego: I'm trying to hack into Five's bank account, but he made his security question, "How will I die?"

Allison: Try "alone"

Diego:

Diego: I'm in.

[verydarkgrey]

Vanya: what are you doing?

Allison, digging through a jar of M&M's and putting some into a separate bowl: Diego really likes the yellow ones so I'm separating them

Vanya: aww, that's so sweet!

Allison: what? No, I'm collecting them so I can eat all of them in front of him and not give him any

[verydarkgrey]

Klaus, on the phone: hello, Vanya? my hands are stuck in pringles tubes. both hands, yes

Klaus: Look it's not important how I dialed the number, just send help!