“I said the word dick to teachers for you” is the best declaration of love I’ve ever heard in anything ever
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“I said the word dick to teachers for you” is the best declaration of love I’ve ever heard in anything ever
shows up to the american vandal fandom 2 years late with a horchata
hi heres an american vandal vine compilation cause i said i would (please also watch pearl’s video bc its amazing)
The first time they kiss, it’s hella awkward. Peter’s glasses are in the way, and he’s midway through some explanation that is 90% bullshit anyway, so it’s all smushed and messed up. Dylan pulls back, and Peter’s just staring at him. And then maybe his mouth. His glasses are crooked. So Dylan takes them off, tossing them just a little too roughly onto the table nearest to them. He presses close again and this time Peter isn’t talking, or frozen. Peter tilts his head and slots their mouths together like it’s second nature or instinct or some shit. Who even cares, when Dylan’s got Peter’s mouth on his - and oh shit is that his tongue? - and it’s everything he’s wanted for the past few weeks.
cinematic parallels
look, obviously Sam/Peter is destiny, the endgame, it’s meant to be, all that good stuff, buuuut
if you think Peter didn’t have at least some sort of crush on Dylan during season one, idk what to tell you. I mean, when he gets suspended, Peter spends the whole day with Dylan even though all they really do is talk about Judge Judy and go suit shopping, which even causes Dylan to ask why he’s filming this and why he’s still doing it. plus the two of them spend at least a portion of prom night alone, together, in Dylan’s house, and then go to the party together? like how long were they sitting on that couch chatting? and let’s not forget that their fight in episode 7 feels pretty much like a dramatic breakup more than anything (”but I got a little too close to my subject” hello???), and Peter’s disappointment over Dylan vandalizing Shapiro’s driveway
long story short: Dylan was absolutely Peter’s one tragic crush on a dumb straight boy (or one of them, depending on how you interpret Ashley Hanson), and I think we as a fandom need to acknowledge this
slow dancing in the dark is THE angsty Maxdonado anthem, and that’s that on that!
im not even half as involved as some of yall so idk if this has been said before.... we all know there's nothing better than some good friends to lovers shit BUT that scene™ in the Rain with peter and dylan..... what kind of pride and prejudice bullshit?????? it's hard to top that t b h