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“Pretend to Be Nice” Josie and the Pussycats

Approved by Rachael Leigh Cook

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"Holy Dicks!", excerpt from Oscar Armendariz's Unofficial Official Greendale Community Podcast with Max & Grace

My favorite part of the quiz section! lol

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Oliver.

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[crop-circle-jerk]

Wait a minute... I'm not crop-circle-jerk...

I'm maxual. Because she always forgets to log off of things.

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FALL.

I don't know what I want anymore. In life. In my career. In my heart. Apparently, I've fallen in love...hard...and it only climaxed last year.

The pain left after it fell apart still torments me. I don't feel much left inside sometimes. I want to try and see other people. Go out and enjoy myself. Find someone better.

But what if I'm too fucked up to ever be the same again? Something about the air, the weather; the music that comes on, the advertisements on billboards; the way the sun catches off a piece of broken glass in the street or an abandoned sunglass lens -- it's broken a dam, all my emotions flooding back towards me, and I'm left utterly defenseless against my own heart.

I never knew him anyway. He never let me in like I thought he did.

Did I love him? Or the memory of him? Who he used to be...?

Am I a fool? Am I doomed?

The feelings I thought I had for him changed everything. They restructured my thought process and replaced desires, conquered fears and insecurities...

...and now everything's been blown apart. The plan I had created for myself, my future, my [so-called] "happiness", it all meant nothing.

  And now there might be someone else. I really like him, but--

will I destroy him? What if I do unto others what's been done to me?

Do I keep trying? Or give up...?

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every fucking night. once a commercial break. going to kill myself.

(and a curse on the motherfucking "huh-HAAYY!!!!" guy.)