#maxxthewerewolf

[maxxthewerewolf]

I chewed up a bone... It was painful

Maxx the actual werewolf

[maxxthewerewolf]

There's something about being pet that makes me so happy... Like it calms you down and... It's almost euphoric.

Maxx

[maxxthewerewolf]

He's got three balls! And look, it's swinging!

Maxx

[maxxthewerewolf]

Oh it's the moon! That means he's coming...

Maxx

[maxxthewerewolf]

I lost my voice and had to mime things

Maxx: *walking through Philly* Birds!

Me: *holds hands up to point out his dogness*

Maxx: *looks around* squirrel?!!?

Me: *shakes head*

Maxx: Dammit

[maxxthewerewolf]

I like looking at the ground when I walk because I find shiny objects and neat things

Maxx

[maxxthewerewolf]

Ever since I started using that woman's shampoo, I've stopped shedding. It's better than when I was using that horse shampoo.

Maxx

[maxxthewerewolf]

Getting hit by a car isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

Maxx