Nurse x Hospital Security 🏥🩺
“Have you had dinner yet?” “Do I look like I've had dinner?” “… Is that a trick question?”
“Maybe I should start dragging you along by a leash and use you as a human shield so I can get through a shift without being hit.” “Wouldn't even need a leash for me to follow you.” “But it'd enhance the experience, wouldn't it?”
“Hold on, you got an umbrella? It's raining.” “No, I don't… I'll be fine, I just want to get home.” “Hold on. Here, take mine. You can give it back tomorrow.”
“Sit, that cut looks nasty. What happened?” “Hell if I know. I was just standing there, then your lovely headnurse was chasing down some guy hopping on one leg. He took me down with him against a gurney.” “Aw, poor thing.”
“You okay?” “Room 312 didn't make it.” “The kid? Shit. Come here.”
“Did you just steal from the vending machine?” “Neither of us get paid enough to care about that, do we?”
“Maybe you should just transfer to a quieter department.” “And leave you behind? I think not.”
[Prompt Calender: May 12th, International Nurses Day]
