If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning
“When I first met my lord, I found him pitiable. There was some pit in my stomach, some type of primal disgust at what and who he is. I have never been more wrong in my life, and I thank god every day that I was able to see my error in judgement. There is no one more beautiful than my lord. There is none more stunning. No one on this star could possibly compare. None can follow him. None hold a candle.”
If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME
“That’s a curious thing to think about. I go everywhere with Urien. We live in the same manse. We frequently share a bed. I am often his companion to formal functions. But none of this could be called a proper date. He’s a married man, after all. I am a consort, a companion, but not a date. Never a date. That would be improper.”
If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life
“My god is the only man who holds a greater stock in my soul than Urien does. I trust Urien with every piece of me. My heart, my mind, my body. I am his. Every part of me belongs to him, excepting what our god takes for his own.”
If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply
“I love him. There is no other word for it.”
If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!
“Anything he wants. Any time he wants. Any way he wants it. I am his–his to use, his to share, his to command, his to pass around, his to hoard, his to covet, his to abuse, his to neglect, his to lavish, his to punish, his to reward. Anything. Everything.”
My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together
“My lord has seen me in every light that it is possible to see another man. I have nothing to hide from him. Nothing at all, not even my bones, my guts, my beating heart.”
If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life
“He is everything to me. He is… he…” Landon’s voice trails off to nothing, a long, pregnant silence. “He will be the death of me. This wanting, this yearning that I dare not name, it will be the death of me. And I will welcome it when it comes, for I truly believe that this is why I was spared. This is why I did not die in the unforgiving Coerthan snow when that dragon opened my body like a tin. Because I… because my death… it is his. It belongs to him, as do I.”
If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning
“Crane is a man fit to burst with squandered potential, and his looks are not spared in this regard. He could be so much more than he is. He could be so much better than he is. The way he shrouds himself, it’s difficult to truly see him.”
If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two on earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME
“This is laughable. This is a joke. The only place I’m taking Crane is six fulms into the dirt, where an abomination like him belongs.”
If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life
“Do you trust the plague? Do you trust a summer cold? Do you trust the diarrhea that spreads through a barracks with alarming virulence? No? Then why should I trust the Crane?”
If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply
“We are fated. I care about him only in that he meets me, faces me, and accepts his fate.”
If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!
“Crane deserves to shatter his teeth fellating the haft of my lance. He deserves to dine on the filth that lives between the treads of my boot. He deserves the cleansing touch of fire, burning away the rot that festers inside of him. Crane knows what he deserves, and he knows exactly where to find it.”
My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together
“Crane is so inept that I have little to fear from his presence, as unpleasant as it is.”
If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life
“Have you ever met your archnemesis, the antithesis of your soul, the–what did Miss Okuni call it–the diametric opposite of everything that you are and choose to be? Have you ever met him and found him fundamentally lacking in every regard? Do you know how infuriating that is? How disappointing? My only hope is that he grows into someone worthy of this rivalry. I will not hold my breath.”
If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning
“It’s a begrudging kind of… like… you can acknowledge that a guy is attractive while still mostly loathing everything he is and says and does.”
If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME
“Does he even go on dates? Is he capable of that kind of imagination? I’m trying to picture a nerd like that trying to summon the personality necessary to spark romance, and I’m coming up blank.”
If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life
“Maybe before the whole Ink business, I would have said that I trust Elias to have my back in a fight. But now? With everything going on? I don’t know. It’s complicated, isn’t it? I trust him in some ways.”
If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply
“Fuck, man, it’s complicated! It’s so complicated. It would be easy to say that I don’t, but then he goes and does this dumbass shit like beat himself senseless and act all pathetic in a way custom fucking designed to tug at your heartguts. He’s shown me things. Things I didn’t think anyone else could ever understand, much less relate to. That counts for something.”
If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!
“I don’t do that anymore. I don’t do that so don’t… don’t fuckin’ ask me. Don’t tempt me. There’s a part of me that regrets not making him suck my dick when I had the chance. Like, this really small part of me, yeah? But there’s a much bigger part that’s deeply fucking glad that I kept my promise to my partner about it, and I feel like that’s the important thing. That’s important. That’s the thing to focus on, not what disastrous decisions I almost fuckin’ made.”
My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together
“There are parts of me that this guy understands that I didn’t think I could ever really talk to someone else about. I can’t explain it. It’s something you have to experience… something you have to see for yourself. Elias–Crane, whoever, who the fuck ever–he saw me, and I saw him. Inconvenient as it is, this is a simple fact.”
If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life
“I feel like we owe each other something. I feel like we’re not finished with each other. He told me that I’ve got some part to play. Some thing that if he can’t do it, I’ll have to do it instead. I still don’t understand it. I don’t know what to make of it. I don’t even know if I want it, but here it is fucking is whether I want it or not.”
If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning
“He has that… disheveled and wiry thing going for him. It’s a bit messy, a bit fucked up. He was plain before, but he’s only gotten better and better looking recently.”
If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME
“Crane and I are… friends. We’re friends of a sort, a very curious sort, but whatever else may hold true, it remains a platonic friendship. I believe that we could have great fun on an outing, but I don’t hold my breath for the spark of romance.”
If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life
“Crane has made promises to me, promises that I hold sacrosanct. I would not have made the sacrifices that I have–I would not have drank the ink from his own lips–if I didn’t believe with every fiber of my being that he would keep them. Crane would die for me, as he would for any of the Flock. I like to think I would do the same, if necessary.”
If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply
“You cannot share what we have shared–what I have shared with all of the Flock–without caring for one another.”
If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!
“Our arrangement is deeply, mutually satisfying, and deeply, mutually platonic. It’s nice not to have to be alone. It’s nice not to have to sleep alone. It’s nice to know that your needs will be met, despite the turmoil in your life. I miss him. I cannot say that I need him in that regard, but nevertheless I miss him so much.”
My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together
“Crane has seen me at my very lowest, and not only has he scraped me from the grout on the floor and put me back together, but he did it with such gentle, knowing kindness. There are few that I trust on the same level.”
If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life
“The closest of friends. We are family. That is why I’m here, that is why I chose to be with Crane, why I chose to join the Flock. Lovers will leave you. Colleagues will take jobs elsewhere. Friends will grow distant. Family is forever, and that is no more and no less than exactly what Crane promised me. To be kept. Forever.”
