My only contribution for today is to offer the idea of best friends dad Kirishima who you’ve been secretly fucking every time you have a sleepover with her. I’ll elaborate more when being human doesn’t feel like a chore

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My only contribution for today is to offer the idea of best friends dad Kirishima who you’ve been secretly fucking every time you have a sleepover with her. I’ll elaborate more when being human doesn’t feel like a chore
I refuse to believe Torbin is 25 like what a loser lol
What I assumed when I started writing Tea with Topsy: Megamind and Roxanne flirt a lot and then they hook up, mostly the end.
What I got: Megamind and Roxanne are both duplicitous cats separated by a glass door, they spend all day yowling at each other until someone (Minion) leaves the door open. Megamind immediately tries to convince Roxanne to become an outdoor cat. She refuses, but she does start bringing him gifts of dead mice and toys.
They both have the zoomies.
Minion is installing a cat door.
I'm getting braces tomorrow :( Not excited for that
dni meme but it’s only things that actually apply to me
dni if you had blue hair and pronouns at some point, actively hate brushing your teeth, read homestuck but never finished it, got rid of your harry potter merch solely because of JKR’s views, have played over 500 hours of ACNH, have a dog even though you’re allergic to dogs, have a mullet right now, still own a Wii, had blonde hair when you were a kid but it gradually got darker as you got older, have completed a 1000 piece (or more) jigsaw puzzle by yourself, hate the smell of coffee, have a bachelor’s degree, genuinely enjoy watching soccer, have had a job as a summer camp counselor, have eaten frog legs, own more than 50 stuffed animals, winter is your least favorite season, drink Dr Pepper every day, have never left your home country, enjoy watching political youtube, have more than 5 tattoos, had a green bedroom as a kid, have never seen The Godfather, prefer doing laundry to doing dishes, and have a partner who was born the same year as your sibling.
25 possible :) lmk in the tags
A sketch from a while back I decided to color!
dm for credit or removal
I go into the #proshipper tag
I find and report three (3) death threats
I leave the proshipper tag