I just had the longest hardest laugh ive had jn a while my stomach and throat hurt I'm going to bed

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I just had the longest hardest laugh ive had jn a while my stomach and throat hurt I'm going to bed
Why the long face..
I refuse to believe Torbin is 25 like what a loser lol
I’m finally back to work as a substitute teacher and today I’m doing third grade and right when I went in the first thing they ask is, “how come you look like you’re in high school? Are you a high schooler?!”
NO I AINT 🤧🤧
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there should be like five of me i have infected you with gay
to reiterate at my self, some of the drafts are lost in a gay void.
There’s these twin girls in my Sociology of Death class and they’re Harley fans and at first I was like “nice” but like...I got put in a discussion group with them and they are so rude? Like we had discussion questions and one was our first experience with death and this guy started somberly talking about being 5 and his 14 year old dog being put down for hip dysplasia and one girl (who I guess is training to be a vet?) interrupts him to ask “It was just her hip? Why did you put her down for that? It was just her hip you didn’t have to put her down.” and he stuttered “She was really old.” and the girl just kept harping on him and didn’t even seem to notice he was getting upset and I cut in and was like “She was old, you were 5, don’t feel bad.” Like girl what the fuck is wrong with you?
And BOTH sisters try really hard to be edgy like one question was asking about our feelings about killing something and they both gleefully described killing and “torturing” bugs and lizards. One girl reveled in seeing a baby mouse get torn apart and thought out loud about other animals being torn apart but like in that way that she wanted people to HEAR her thinking this shit cause it’s “quirky” and everyone was sitting there like uhhhhhhh.....?
And for their final essay they’re doing something on mental asylums and I’m like of course. I can’t wait to hear them emotionally fetishize the shit out of mentally ill people. Like at first when I heard they liked Harley and were doing that topic I was like “understandable” but now I’m like “haha so like how many times did you guys watch suicide squad haha????”
I mean I know I am going to kill myself someday and like I know it upsets ppl when I say that but I sincerely can't see it going any other way
Watching wolf of wallstreet is even more inspirational after a few drinks