#maybe but

[azeria-lity]

Smthing that happened at sekol (cutely made a boy mad ///^^///)

[maureen-corpse]

Sometimes I want to be a fearful medieval peasant living under the thumb of the Catholic church completely illiterate knowing no Latin working hard in the fields getting absolutely sloshed on holidays making little turnip lanterns to light my way in the fall when I think the demons are coming and I just want to get home for some bread and soup

[sunlightbabe]

oh my god i have dnd in like. 20 minutes oh my gOD

[astrodolan]

why does the mustache and pushed back hair remind me of Grayson— BYEDKFKFDJNS

[cassercole]

me: *responds to anon hate* *posts a funny text about how ppl talk to me on this Site*

another anon: it’s your fault they’re talking to you like that bc you keep responding to it!

me:

[carnival-kerfluffle]

World: dude it's 3 AM go to bed already

Me, scrolling deeper through Tumblr: lol nah

[kurtty-drabbles]

“So…do you want your underwear back?” (Anything w/the bamfs. Hopefully the only version of Kurt that would steal Kitty's underwear in the first place.)

@djinmer4

Kitty Pryde: Is used to Lockheed chewing her sweaters and dresses to the point that there´s no energy or time to scowl the tiny purple dragon, moreover, when a piece of her laundry is gone it was Lockheed to blame.

Nowadays, Kitty is not so sure, her tiny purple dragon prefers sweaters to chew and to nest never gave any indication of wanting Kitty´s lingerie.

“What is going on?” Kitty asked noticing how her panties drawl is almost empty, there are some pieces that are meant only to her eyes and Kurt(well, he never really pay attention to the underwear in this scenario)

Someone is stealing her clothiers and Kitty is done with this game, as Lockheed continues to chew the sweater oblivious to the distress of his friend, Kitty elaborate a plan.

She did bring a new pair of underwear and put as a bait in the laundry basket, the thief will not resist and Kitty will catch him and depend on her mood the punishment will be unmerciful.

It didn´t take long and the culprit reveals himself, it was a bamf, that caught Kitty´s underwear and vanishes in a brimstone smoke.

“Ok, I wasn´t expecting this,” said Kitty feeling goosebumps traveling through her spine. “I really wasn´t expecting this”

Kurt Wagner: Was on a mission with the Wolverine which quickly leads to Logan and Kurt drinking beer and talking about manly stuff (“how was your day? "are you and Kitty happy?” “Ja, and you? Does Laura and Gabby text you” “Yeah, Gabby send me a picture of a squirrel) and relaxing.

Once Kurt return home what was expected was a happy Kitty and a Lockheed ready to pull his tail(no matter what Kurt says) and his little bamf causing mayhem, however, it was not what greeted him.

"Katzchen?” asked a concerned elf with his swords ready, what if there´s problem “anything happens?”

“Yes and no. Relax, no super villain tries to destroy our house, however, your little bamfs are perverted”

“What?”

“I saw they stealing my panties”

“What?”

“Do I need to repeat myself?”

“I didn´t think they would go this far, I mean, they do steal my clothiers, but I don´t mind…Oh, Katzchen, I´m so sorry, I´ll go talk with them NOW”

And it was a very interesting conversation, Kurt clearly didn´t like the little prank(Kurt, hopes with all his soul and heart, it is a prank) and it seems the message went across the little ones. The entire time Kurt and the Bamfs were speaking in German.

“Well, what you guys have to say to Kitty?” Kurt demand with a dark look on his face, clearly displeased with this prank. Now, he is speaking in English.

“So…do you want your underwear back?” one of them said and Kitty just nods. Kurt did a fake cough prompting to the little one add “ we promise we won´t do again”

Kitty really hope is true.