Gay Vampire Summer

not a corpse · country mouse · there is no rhyme or reason to this blog

[maureen-corpse]

[chic-a-gigot]

L'Art et la mode, no. 14, vol. 16, 6 avril 1895, Paris. Robe de promenade en drap Suède, garnie de velours hanneton. Corsage-blouse monté à tuyaux. Manches nouvelles. Jupe ronde garnie de rubans de velours hanneton. Capote de jais. Bibliothèque nationale de France

Suede cloth walking dress, trimmed with chafer velvet. Blouse-bodice fitted with pipes. New sleeves. Round skirt trimmed with chafer velvet ribbons. Jet hood.

[marzipanandminutiae]

@maureen-corpse

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[maureen-corpse]

I’m on episode seven of the most recent season of Bridgerton and I think for me Benedict benefits least from television expansion. I currently think Sophie should just go to America

[teamhawkeye]

We put glow collars on the dogs when we walk them at night, and it is Extremely™️ effective on Boswell

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[pocketdogs]

dog is once again left with no choice but to use raggedy shoes as a pillow. if only he were able to lounge on some red sofa with the yellow cushions he likes so much. sadly, no such thing exists.

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[yeoldenews]

"Doesn't 23 seem awfully old for a girl to be. Last night my 23 candles looked like immeasurable rows." - Rachel to Will, May 14, 1901.

For Rachel's 23rd birthday (May 13, 1901) she received numerous presents from family and friends: a silver chatelaine bag and 23 pink roses (from her mother), shoe buckles and sheet music (which they sang at her birthday party - from Will), chocolate from Huyler's, a handkerchief, a book of Heinrich Heine's poetry, American Beauty roses, and a silver mounted whip.

Though, as usual, her largest present was from her father. A horse, who Rachel named Crit.

Rachel's family owned a lumber mill in rural Pennsylvania (in what is now the Allegheny National Forest) and unpaved roads made horses a necessity.

I know which horse in Rachel's photo albums is Crit, because Rachel made sure to label him despite her failure to label many pictures of her human friends and family.

(Identifying animals and not humans in old photo albums has been a reoccurring problem in multiple research projects I've worked on.)

Despite modern "man-style" (to quote Will's friend Jennie) saddles gaining popularity, Rachel appears to have still chosen to ride sidesaddle, as her saddle is visible in this picture.

Though it's slightly overexposed, my favorite picture of Rachel and Crit is this one - which caught Crit mid-whinny and Rachel mid-giggle.

Rachel reported in the same May 14, 1901 letter that she rarely went riding with Jack (who was living with them at the time), as Crit and Jack's horse were "most uncongenial".

[fruitsoftheape100]

Why do you love lesbians so much (not that I'm complaining, I'm just curious)

They Can Kill Me In One Hit

[marzipanandminutiae]

Saw something online that made me wonder about this – fat women, how do you take it when someone compliments you by saying you look like a historical beauty (Renaissance painting, young Queen Victoria, etc.)?

Positively

Negatively; they're saying I would have been attractive in the past but not now

Negatively; I don't find those things beautiful

Neutral; depends on what they compare me to

Further nuance (tell me in the tags!)

See results/not fat

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[griffonatrix]

many of you

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[himejoshibutch]

happy pride month to hater lesbians!! i love u never stop hating <3

[chill-byers]

@maureen-corpse

[fjordfolk]

dog of the day