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#i just think she's neat #lucille sharpe #crimson peak #flower crown edit #movies #i'm not claiming this is a good flower crown edit; lighting and all is off--but i think the angle is okay #anyway flower crown for lucille

json-derulo

the real question isn't "how is the surgeon the boy's parent when we know his father died in the car wreck" (answer: the surgeon was a woman #feminism). what we should really be asking is, "how is the surgeon?" how will this newly widowed single mother juggle her very demanding job, her son's grief (assuming he survives the surgery), and her own grief? after losing her husband so tragically, will she ever be able to open her heart to someone else and try again? how long will that take? is she fruity at all? can i have her number? the car accident wasn't my fault btw

grainyflashes

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

it's worse than hill house

Okay but you understand that to me Ancient Greece and Greek mythology are places I go to climb things and be tall and I’m probably going to think this movie is rad as hell in IMAX right

#ask #anonymous

maureen-corpse

I know that when a recipe says like “easy one-pan quesadilla” or whatever and then tells you to put the filling in a bowl and wash your hot pan before using it again that’s because the target audience is people who only have one pan but I have so many pans for so many different purposes and whenever I see such a direction I get irrationally angry. You’re lying to me. This is a two-pan recipe with a burnt finger intermission

maureen-corpse

When I made this post I had no idea that so many people would be stunned by the idea of having in their quesadilla not only cheese but also Cooked Meat or perhaps other things that would speed the process along by being warmed before being put in the quesadilla. You can have an entire meal inside a tortilla if you want. You have the power.

I love not being into Greek mythology at all. People are mad because Christopher Nolan’s Odysseus is not their Blorbo from their epic poetry or musicals or whatever and I am probably going to see the movie with only the vaguest recollections of when I read it in high school and college and I’ll enjoy the IMAX spectacle of it. I don’t care about the “nobody” bit. It sounds like it’s still going to have more to do with the source material than Mike Flanagan’s Hill House does. The extent of my care for Greek mythology is playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey just to climb things and be tall

#i wonder if i will ever finish flanagan hill house #who can say

everyday-cutephoto

ailithnight

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

marlynnofmany

And it's gonna getcha

#that time jake animorphs got controllered #animals #big cats #q

chesacakeripper

Hey friends! My buddy has been struggling this month with rent and bills due to disability and has set up a gofundme to help her and sister. I've been asked to share the link - any support is appreciated.

Encouraged to share to signal boost!

My name is Sarah. I live in a two bedroom apartment with my sister. We h… Sarah Stafford needs your support for Help Sarah and Her Sister

Also if it helps you can have my word as a gentleman she's a real life human being with very cute cats 🐈 and not some sort of spambot.

#signal boost #it seems i can't use my free blaze on this post alas

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Largest Blueberry In The World

#seals #animals #q

release-the-sheep

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.