#maybe too loud

[thepawnedknight]

Candy Store

random ass reporter: “If your lover was a candy, what would they be?”

Uraraka: “Toxic Waste.”

Mina: “Hershey Air Chocolate.”

Kaminari: “Sero would be bubble gum tape and Jiro would be trolli.”

Sero and Jiro: “A dumb-dumb.”

Todoroki: “A jaw breaker.”

Midoriya: “He’d be a Pepper Mint Candy-cane.”

Kirishima: “A Sour Patch Kid.”

Bakugo: “....”

All eyes on Bakugo.

Bakugo: “What? I’m thinking.”

Reporter: “Rock Candy?”

Bakugo: “No, he’s my world. That doesn’t measure up... He’s a Galaxy Lollipop.”

[thepawnedknight]

seagulls

alright, story time. so im editing “Soul Bonding” reading it and making corrections to it when I find out that my laptop can read it to me and im all “hell yeah. read me a fucking story.” 

Now, its damn near midnight and i’m over here chuckling to myself because I guess I don't have it completely set up to where it can read foreign names and words correctly. My poor laptop narrator is trying so hard. I just keep picturing this adorable guy looking at Bakugo and Kirishima’s names like “oh fuck. oh shit.” and just says the first think that might be right. then it got to Kacchan.

I fuckin’ lost it. it sounded like a crazy ass bird that wasn’t sure what sound it makes. so this adorable narrator guy is now wearing a green wig and making bird sounds at Bakugo and Bakugo is just staring at him like “the fuck is wrong with you?” and Kirishima is just like “I think he’s choking.” 

[thepawnedknight]

don't ignore me

okay maybe this is only funny in my head cause im tired or maybe its just cause im a stupid ass, but picture this. Shoji and Tokoyami just had this petty argument and maybe Tokoyami is just trying to work things out in his mind and Shoji is just being a concerned boyfriend and after being ignored by Tokoyami for a bit too long, its just like okay “time to stop sulking” so he just tosses some fries at Tokoyami from across the lunch table.

Shoji: “Stop ignoring me.” 

Tokoyami: a bit shocked by the behavior looks at the French fries that were thrown at him “Did you really just toss fries at me?” 

Shoji: just watches and waits.

Dark Shadow: Bursts from under Tokoyami’s cloak “MINE!”

Shoji: is grinning like crazy

Tokoyami: “You let Dark Shadow watch Finding Nemo last night didn’t you?”

[ashtonsunshine]

I HEAR DRUMS INSIDE, BABY!!!! 👀

[thepawnedknight]

Valentine's Day

So celebrity crushes. You gotta love them.

When my mom asked me when I'll get married I just look at her and jokingly reply "when Norman Reedus asks me to marry him."

My mom just looks at me and says "hes old enough to be your dad." And I'm sitting there, looking at her wanting to just be like "I'm joking", but her reaction is just too funny.

Shoulda told her that I'd love to call him daddy, but that would probably just push her too far.

[thepawnedknight]

writing stories

its weird writing a story and trying to not talk about it with my best friend. especially when one of the characters is based off of her and I tell her everything. I try to keep my mouth shut and then like just that. out it comes and she learns so much and she has fallen in love with the main characters. so much so that it is going to break my heart if (when more likely) I tell her who all are going to die. just like the favorite character curse from other shows and whatnot, my favorite characters that I am creating are doomed to died too young. so sorry.

[justadanishgirl]

one of those days :P

[eugendes]

That awkward moment when your alarmingly loud Pirate Metal drowns out the tornado sirens right outside your window.  c__c