Everything's Super Duper!

The name is Sunni.  Nebraska.  25 but still a child (: I'm in recovery and I fully support everyone who is struggling with mental illness.  I like swinging at the park, blueberry muffins, and my cat-hat.  Oh, and you.  I like you.

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

[labgnome]

Are there people in Australia?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

no

[75orchids]

FACT:

Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.

[urlocalwerewolfboyfriend]

I switch frequently between “maybe things will be okay” and “I’m useless and should die” and it’s quite frankly exhausting

[steadyeclipseprunepersona]

Your Demons Have Good Advice, Actually 🖤

🎨credit: Zenophrenic

[eugendes]

I have to poop so bad I can't breathe

[peachvers]

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

[chandrar-nalaar]

you have a beautiful imagination

[iguanamouth]

[cultofplush]

this gave me chills

[lifeofcynch]

HOLY SHIT

[weaselle]

first of all ^^^ I love this^^^

secondly, I’ve said it before, but 

this is exactly what the Old World was. Off shore there was Ocean, and inland there was Forrest

Here’s an Old World tree still surviving in a modern forrest of “large” trees

That’s just what trees used to be like.

And wandering among those trees, one might have encountered, yes, deer larger than a modern moose, but also, depending on what year, pigs bigger than grizzly bears, beavers the size of modern wolves, ground sloths the size of modern elephants, and bears nearly that big. Not to mention the insects and snakes and shit.

I could keep going, like, you might have crossed paths with a whole herd of these

or a family of these.

Like, 29,000 years ago, the last of the Neanderthal had just died out. Humans and this thing definitely lived at the same time.

And they didn’t live in the Forest, but there is one ice age creature that’s still alive, if you want to see what life was like back in the day. We used to think the Musk Ox was a type of bovine, or cow, which is how it got it’s name. BUT. See this?

that, my friends, is an ice age GOAT. That’s right, that’s a 900 pound GOAT. Here, take another look

anyway, yeah, the wild used to be a lot more Wild. Old Forest was definitely the inland equivalent of Ocean, and everything back in the day was turnt the fuck UP

[wombshaker]

i love speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than i am, like it’s just great to sit back and listen to somebody educate you on shit they’re passionate about

[rvckrose]

this is such a turn on

[fuselii]

legends 

[eugendes]

Getting my name removed from my mortgage is like "please hand over your life's blood, SSN, every tax return you've ever filed, and fill out this mountain of paperwork. Don't worry, it'll be a quick death. We should be done in a month. Maybe.

Ha, like it's not hard enough to lose your home, the plan you'd made for forever, and a good bit off of your credit.

[harmony-is-happiness]

[forbiddnsky]

no offense but I actually hate the whole idea of “he’s a bitch to everyone else but sweet to me🤪” concept like..no.. I want a partner whos compassionate and respectful to others !! I want a partner who’s emotionally intelligent and is considerate of other people’s feelings !!

[papi-chulo-bucky]

!!!!!!

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[inkskinned]

but you see her on instagram and it was never really said that you guys aren’t friends but one day she stopped answering and you stopped texting and it’s not like the wound is a cavern but it is a diagram of what if in red letters. you want to tell her nice lipstick that’s a good color but the last time you spoke it was stilted and awkward 

how do you say goodbye, you know? it’s not an unfriend and block kind of situation. but you watch the people you once loved go on and have a life and you’re outside of it. and it’s bittersweet because of course it’s okay that you’re both thriving. but she used to be who you’d call if you needed to cry. she used to be who’d you’d be binge watching the new series with. you used to be hers, in a way, even if that way wasn’t permanent. and now she’s someone else and so are you and your friendship is clicking heart shapes next to pictures where she smiles next to people you’ve never met. you know where her birthmark is. she knows where you’ve buried your dead.

the poets and the singers and the authors write about romantic love when it ends. but nobody tells you how to get over a friend.

[2ndhalfoflife-deactivated201712]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i keep visualizing the dandelion as chillin with his dick out

[corpusesoterica]

I love this post but I hate that I have to genuinely consider whether or not I have to tag this as nsfw because dandelion dick is a grey area

[roideslions]

*sends risky text* *turns off phone for 3 months*

[tatlioca]

It breaks my heart not to continue and it breaks my heart to continue.

[anxietyproblem]