#maybeimgoingcrazy

[williamrayshine-jr]

Every man that I come across seems to leave me whenever they get too close.. Am I the problem, huh?!? .. Do I even remotely serve a purpose in someone's life?? Am I allowed to feel affection towards another being such as the same species at all???.

[schroedingersabsurdism]

When you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes. Check my blog to see what I said about you!

1) pterodactylsarecoolYou’re one of my best mates. Middle school and stuff. You can really do stuff when you put your mind to it, such as watch a week’s worth of television in one night. You’ve always been there for me, and you’re a very good source of logical advice. Also, thank you for your fairly awkward nice comments about me. We suck at affection.

2) maybeimgoingcrazyYou’re another one of my best mates. It was awesome getting closer in college because screw our majors and screw the honours school. You have lots of ambitions (three minors? Really?), and, whilst you worry me as a friend because I don’t like you being stressed, I think you’ll get it all done. You give me the emotional advice.

3) obsessive-kiwiYou’re another best mate, even though we haven’t spoken because of stress, school, and literal distance. I’ll definitely check in with you more because I will definitely have to go to your school more often. Despite your incredible ability to be completely frazzled over anything, you still pull through because you’re just that determined. And you give pretty sound advice as well.

4) flamequeencyndaquilYou’re my sister from another mister (that’s the saying, right?), even despite distance. Visiting will have to be a must. You’ve persevered through a lot, despite circumstance and various useless excuses for human beings. You’ve really built yourself up over the years, which was awesome to see. Your advice is also very logical as well and keeps me level-headed.

5) pansexualdragonsYou’re my bestest mate and my other sister thing. We’ve gone through a lot of weird shenanigans, online and in person. You’ve also done the persevere thing, which makes me unbelievably proud, and, despite all the bull you also have to deal with, you’re trucking through, kicking life’s ass, and you still look like a rockstar. You give emotional advice with lots of hugs and heart things.

[pterodactylsarecool]

A pterodactyl flies into a bar. The bartender says, "So why the long face?" The pterodactyl then probably eats him. (If you become a bartender, duck and cover when a pterodactyl flies in.)

PROBABLY EATS HIM?! This joke is very ambiguous. (And no, my goal was to make friends with it, pet it, and ask other patrons what color it actually is.) 

[pterodactylsarecool]

What do you call a very frightening dinosaur? A terror-dactyl!!!

...That one was actually vaguely funny (unlike the million other ones that will be posted eventually). BUT WHY ARE YOU TWO DOING THIS TO ME?! 

[schroedingersabsurdism]

I was tagged by...

...havok-bitterelegies.

- Rule 1: Always post the rules

- Rule 2: Answer the questions you were tagged and make 11 new ones

- Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post

- Rule 4: Let them know they were tagged

Answers

1) Can you twerk?

No. 2) Do you find Richey Edwards from Manic Street Preachers attractive?

I just Googled him, but remembered I don't like men, so why would I have an opinion on that...? (Some of his pictures make him look pretty rad, some make him sort of look like a high school dropout.)

3) What are you currently stressed about?

Nothing, but I will be stressed about Calculus III later.

4) Favourite movie?

Spirited Away (anime), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (but basically any Pixar movie and things like the first Pokémon movies...). 5) What celebrity or band member do you think you’re most similar to look wise?

Does Mulan count?

6) What celebrity or band member do you think you’re most similar to personality wise?

Robert Pattinson?

7) What is your most played song in your music player? iTunes or Zune or whatever.

Spotify says My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light 'Em Up) - Fall Out Boy.

8) What is your favourite piece of clothing you own?

The clothes I like tend to be liked equally. I don't discriminate.

9) Do you hate anyone?

Nah.

10) Do you like Halloween?

Yes.

11) Do you drink tea?

Nope.

My Questions: 1) Favourite place (literally anywhere) in the universe? 2) Favourite pickup line? 3) Favourite television character and why?

4) Thoughts on any controversial topic (tag-ee's choice)? 5) Favourite or favorite? Labour or labor? Colour or color? Grey or gray? (Or just give thoughts/opinions on any alternate spellings.)

6) Say any words differently than the 'social norm'?

7) (Put any music player on shuffle and respond with song name, artist, and any desired, extraneous comments.) What is your hobby?

8) Preferred physical traits on lover (can be male or female, regardless of sexuality [hey, I'm a lesbian, but I can still say what I'd like on a guy, even if I wouldn't go out with him]) (basically a 'type,' in which the qualities are not necessary for dating, but generally looked for)?

9) Favourite creature (animal, Pokémon, Digimon, Zoid, etc.)?

10) Comparatively, is the creature you believe fits your best similar to your favourite creature?

11) Do you liek mudkipz? I tag nothingbutmyimperfection, obsessive-kiwi, maybeimgoingcrazy, sammichwinchestr, kittenavalentine, alltheboredom, nicelynails, owncode, awkwardeclectic, tiliatree, and pterodactylsarecool.