#mayfalo

[grumpycakes]

"open cause I need to know whats coming at me down that hall" MY MAN THIS IS THE WILDEST SHIT I'VE EVER READ

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG MY DUDE

MY BAD? I THINK??

ALSO MY LITTLE KID BRAIN WOULD SEE A PILE OF CLOTHES AND GO, THAT’S A WOLF OMG IT’S FOR SURE A WOLF, SO YEAH. BEEN LIVING MY OWN HORROR MOVIE FOR A GOOD 29 YEARS NOWWWWWWW

Also when I dogsat my cousin’s dog I’d leave him out of the bedroom and shut the door for the first few weeks. It made me so fucking nervous to open it and find him there. But there he was every morning, so sweet and happy. Even if it sucks, door open, less scary if you know what’s coming

[mithlomi]

mayfalo replied to your post “Okay so I found a new podcast and I’m in love. Hello from the Magic…”

Tell me about it

So Arnie has fallen through a portal behind a Burger King in Chicago and ends up in the magical land of Foon. Using the small amount of Burger King wifi coming through the portal, he uploads podcasts interviewing the citizens of Foon. He’s accompanied by Usidore the Wizard and Chunt the Badger (who’s not really a badger but you’ll get to that…)

The whole thing is improvised with different guests every week and it’s great. The fourth episode, The FML, is particularly good…

[awabubbles]

mayfalo replied to your post “i will finish writing this first time samxbrady with heavy unrequited...”

How is this going?? Can't wait ��

This first part is up for my patreons to read. The second part is drafted and I’m working on the third. I’m thinking it’ll be like five or six parts, just basically more and more guys fucking Stanford!Sam senseless <3

Currently, I’m trying to put together some stuff for national lingerie day but after that I’ll go back to working on it >3>

[awabubbles]

the-megalosaurus replied to your post “i will finish writing this first time samxbrady with heavy unrequited...”

oooooh

thereisnothingnottobeafraidof replied to your post “i will finish writing this first time samxbrady with heavy unrequited...”

YES PLS OMFG

celestiels replied to your post “i will finish writing this first time samxbrady with heavy unrequited...”

i believe in you!!!!

mayfalo replied to your post “i will finish writing this first time samxbrady with heavy unrequited...”

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS sOUNDS GREAT

I am victorious! *Rocky theme plays* it’s part one of like “Sam joins Brady’s frat and feels very guilty about wanting to fuck his brother so he lets lots of other guys fuck him instead” thing so...EXCITE 🎉🎉🎉

[rekkka]

What game do you play that's worth watching unskippable ads for? I gotta know

Harry Potter: Puzzles & Spells, it's awfully addictive 🙈

[stars-inthe-sky]

Why is there so much laundry. I do two loads and next morning the basket is half full again. All i wear are pj's. Why are there jeans to be washed? I haven't worn jeans since February.

I DON’T KNOW BUT I FEEL THIS DEEPLY.

My husband’s best theory is that there isn’t actually more laundry so much as time is passing at a very, very strange pace—and there is so little filling the mental spaces between loads that the task just seems ongoing.

I feel like I have had some random clothes get dirty more often lately, but mainly as a consequence of having more time in the afternoon/evening to take the dog out and it’s been muddy a lot recently. But even so! Where do all the socks come from?

[knifeprtys]

#im like yes this is one of my tave movies.. no cnt watch it. what abt it? Omg meeee with so many things

sdjdks honestly, same! i get like this abt a lot of other things too, i get so emotionally invested but tbh if you don’t have to prepare yourself before watching a sad movie/tv show or listening to a sad song again then it’s failed at doin what it’s supposed to

[foxesonstilts]

mayfalo replied to your post “anyway it’s 2:30am, i just got off work, i drank all the beer in the...”

got off work at midnight, went grocery shopping at 1 am , v surreal 10/10 would recommend, and now im in bed very sad about having to be at work again in 11 hours

eyyy evening shiftmates represent! /high fives

i loved going grocery shopping at night when i lived in the UK! can’t unfortunately anymore now (don’t know if it’s labour laws or just not profitable in the Netherlands but no 24hr grocery stores /sadness), there’s just something about getting a tub of ben & jerry’s and a kg of pierogi at 2am and then running into ur housemates in the kitchen while ur barefoot in ur canada jersey and snapback trying to cook up some polish cuisine lmao