#mayugecest

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the best parts of a drunk england (according to the uk bros) based on this tweet

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Your mind…. Your mind…. And then one day when they’re older they do this subconsciously after having a rare day of no fights… and wake up like normal… do their normal day things… scot makes them toast for breakfast with tea… eng doing some embroidery while having a convo with north and wales… north with his arm around eng… wales sat on the carpet leaning on iggys legs.. scot sitting down next to eng and then that’s when they clock somethings not right… THEY’RE TOO DOMESTIC 😨😨😨😰!?!?!?!?

oh yeah definitely KJHDFKJDSFHKJH eng notices and it makes him sweat, he doesnt know when they developed just a domestic routine lmao. wales dgaf bc hes always up in iggy's space

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Vamp mayugecest where the uk bros are all pure blood vampires , eng being the youngest is constantly coddled , overprotected & can’t go hunt like the other three do. He’s isolated in the house , the same house that is conveniently located right next to the woods.. BUT! Nope , It’s england.. and his gentlemanly ways immobilise his curiosity.

Okay that’s a lie. One day he ends up leaving because his brothers were out and he was just too bored.

The trio come back to find that england disappeared and they all start freaking out, for reference wales is screaming crying and kicking his feet in a random corner, north is pacing around and managed to get through like 20 crisp packets (he totally stress eats them) and scot’s ready to go out and A. Attack the nearest living breathing thing he can find and B. Find the missing iggy

An hour later someone’s knocking on their door, wales pounces at it before getting slapped back by scot who thinks he’s mad for expecting that to be arthur. They spend about twenty minutes going back and forth about why it is/isn’t him at the door before the person outside speaks up. And that person happens to beeee….? None other than England 🙀 they all run to pull open the door, i wouldn’t be surprised if they teared it off the hinges. Wales ready to dive at england like the clingy creature he is only for them all to pause because there’s two random dudes behind him.

“Okay, i wasn’t expecting to be out for so long, and… iknowyoutoldmeNOTtoleavethehouseespeciallywhennoneofyouareherebutijustHADtodosomethingyouhear?imsogratefulyouguysgivemesuchapeacefullifebutijustgotBOREDDDiHADtodosomethingandimterriblysorry. BUT! ON A POSITIVE NOTE I—“ “ENGLAND BACH THERE’S A FUCKING MONSTER BEHIND YOU” “WHAT—NO?? OKAY, OKAY,, I have an explanation for this! Scot would you invite THEM in please?” … there is NO way Alistair is letting these randoms inside of their house 😠👎👎👎👎

They once again bicker back and forth with arthur wanting scot to invite -who they now know are two vampires known as alfred and matthew- in while the trio are against it, alfred keeps making mocking remarks and matthew is being matthew (who even is canada 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨) i’d like to point out that scot and alfred are having a glare off in all of this, their beef is PERSONAL and they don’t even know eachother yet.

Arthur threatens to leave forever (he’s bluffing) so scot reluctantly let’s invites them in where arthur explains they are newly turned vampires that HE turned not fount, he feels responsible for them so he wants to keep them close and he’s been the youngest for so long he understands how to look after a new blood.

Wales is back in his corner screaming and crying his heart out, nire has joined him without the verbal detestation and scot is IRRITATED. It’s not like he can do anything anyway now that he’s invited them in and Arthur is stubborn as hell 😒. So the rules are :

1. No hurting arthurs “babies” (wales screamed and passed out when he called them that)

2. Arthur insisted on feeding them personally the same way he does with those three (they all screamed at that, wales passed out again, alfred is SMIRKINGGG matt more subtlety)

3. Scot immediately interjected saying wrist only or he’s gonna give north ownership of the house so they can’t come back in (those smirks dropped right off their faces)

They end their little meeting and sleep it off.

So! The vamp mayuge bros now have to live in the same house as the vamp hokubei bros for their sweet little brothers sake, their sweet little OBLIVIOUS brother. Yeah the same dude who doesn’t catch when alfred would make sure to suck on his wrist while making sure he’s as slow and sensual as possible, smirking and staring out an enraged mayuge brother. They didn’t see matthew as much of a threat because he’s quiet and highkey forgettable but he’s definitely just as bad as alfred just more subtle and their ability to forget of his existence makes him a bigger threat, like how he’d drain more blood than necessary so iggy feels woozy enough to have to fall into mat’s awaiting arms for support. Oh and GOD FORBID those matching nicknames. Seriously??? “Alfie mattie artie” YOU TWO ARE LOSERSSSS 👎👎👎👎🤬🤬🤬 — Cymru probably

although the trio can be much more intimate with art in multiple different ways 🙂‍↕️ like how wales would show up behind Arthur and wrap his arms around his waist and just snuggle into his body, north having his arm around iggs and scot always lingering around him taking up most of his time and hauling him up over his shoulder by the waist to take him somewhere (also random extra but scot leaves a lingering scottyness scent behind him and it just naturally clings to arthur more and they don’t even realise it)

Ame and cana can’t/ think they can’t do these things so the best they can do is ragebait mayuge bros with how they talk to or act around arthur

And while all of this goes on Arthur is just thinking “wow i’m so glad these five get along well and care for me the way they do i feel so loved!”

Though wales still dislikes the whole wrist thing and still pushes for him to just “put it in a cup! They’re grown adults 😒😠” “cymru we’re grown adults too, and i still drink from you guys and vice versa 😞? Plus you were the one who told me that vampire blood is better than human blood and i deserve the best because i’m younger! You inspired me to treat my new babies to richer treatment too!” “ITSSSSSSS DIFFERENT!!!!! AND STOP CALLING THEM YOUR BABIES THEY ARE GROWNNN 🙁” “but you call me—“ cut to wales screaming and crying his heart in that corner again

SORRY FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE AFTER MENTIONING I HAD THIS, SOMETHING HAPPENED AND I WASNT ON MY DEVICE FOR THOSE DAYS 💔💔

anon .... anon ..... i have no words... this is so peak... so good... thank u for the meal 🥹🥹🥹🥹

theyre all so jealous of each other its so unserious sjkfsdkfjh tho try as the mayugebros might to team up and hog artie's attention, they cant fight against his newly awakened maternal instincts to take care of his babies ^___^

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Ame DREADS when iggy is drunk in the same room as him and scot, or just scot alone.

Even if he can’t see it he just KNOWS what’s happening, Eng getting clingy around scot when he’s drunk, running up to him all giggly and jumping into his arms stuffing his face into his chest. Ame watching in complete horribly concealed rage but still not doing anything because it’s making iggy happy so it’s not all that bad right? And it’s not like anything is really going on between them soo…

That is.. until there is! Eventually scoteng are gonna have to confront this obvious scot addiction Iggy unknowingly has and WHEWWW it’s gonna be tough out there for Ame when they do. The inner freak in me is trying so hard to break free. STAY IN THERE YOU BEAST. NOT HERE. YOU CAN’T COME OUT RIGHT NOW 😣 just know things will be happening. 👅

LET UR BEAST OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the scot -> eng <- ame sandwich needs and wants to happen....!!!!!!!!!! i def wanna see this confrontation LMAO ame hates being second best, and its obvs thats whats happening here. he should show iggy what hes capable of so he can break his addiction to scot hehe.... scot is just horribly amused by all this... tho i do know that when theyre both done with iggy, iggy's not gonna be able to do anything for a week minimum

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The best mayuge anon EVER is back hi.

Okay so i’m always seeing eng ships that are always circling back to usuk and i love that! But what if instead… it was usuk circling back to scoteng 🧏🧏🧏

Eng subconsciously seeking out the someone or something that is just so scot and he denies it all the time because he’s genuinely confused. Unfortunately for Ame he’s the perfect target, especially with his bigger build.

Ame in a forever state of envy and cuckery by his oblivious boyfriend iggy who needs scot’s everything around and on him. He doesn’t really complain though because he loves iggy and scot isn’t the one who gets to hug and all with iggy everyday. Though the constant saying scot’s name instead of his in certain circumstances and also in general is buggy. Oh well

And to make it worse, although ame does have a build like scot, scot is still naturally bigger, he’s constantly comparing himself to big bro scot 💔

yes YESSSSSS💕💕💕💕💕💕 iggy just likes them big boys... sorry ame😂 tho a jealous ame is soooo delicious heheh... and scot definitely knows, he doesnt say it outright cause he knows alfred would go and complain to arthur and he'd be on scot's ass for being not being nice to his boyfriend, but he sometimes shoots alfred smug looks when arthur gets close to him.

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Double heck yeah to both of that 🤗 mayuge bros my cuties my cutieful cuties…. To this day the wales vs scotland war still goes on… will it ever end.. (no) north trying to end it like “hey guys lets not fight… what if we decorate the garden with stuff that’s about me instead! 😄” (also no) meanwhile eng is just decorating the house with all the cute flowers he collects and making cute bracelets with charms design inspo by flowers that remind him of people he cares about with the fairies and flying mint bun 🙂‍↕️

Northeng + north i SWEAR one day you will get the recognition you deserve… i hope… 😓 you could be something so great… guys… guys… ggguysss… writers… artists… Everyone… get ur equipment out… Northeng… pls….

its fun for north to see wales and scotland go after each others throats cause it means theres more opportunity to hang around eng w/o the interference of the other two.

alsoooo thats so cute, the fairies and other mythical beings that love to hang around the ukbros house love eng's decorations. mint bunny especially loves wearing eng's flower crowns

we need a mayugecest + northeng + nire wave fr................ its untapped potential..........

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hitting you with the truke oh my goshshshshshsh a whole tree for canada’s forgettable ass 🩷🩷The uk bro house just being surrounded by pretty colours because of their flowers so truthfull so cutieness i have to squish them (wales placing a bunch of dragon garden accessories everywhere and scot knocking them over every-time he walks past them for them to be suspiciously replaced by unicorn merch the next day 🤨🤨)

I LOVEE teaser north i just wish there was more to work with 🙁🙁 though i do remember him freaking out in one of his first ever panels about leaving the uk house and talking about how he goes out to eat with eng sometimes 🙂‍↕️ northeng doing datey things for a whole day and not realising — the cycle goes on and they only register this after a few years or months pass, get all embarrassed about it, give horrible reasonings to eachother for why they didn’t do it on purpose, they forget about the hassle over their unintentional dates… to then go back to doing the exact same things again the day after

hehehe their garden is full of whimsy just from the decorations alone. the magical beings that visit love going the garden and watching the lowkey decoration war between wales and scotland. eng just lets them do whatever as long as they dont disturb the plants.

also yeaaaa i can see northeng being casual buddies that seem to be too domestic sometimes LOL i feel like north can bring a casual vibe out of england, as opposed to the sometimes antagonistic relationship w scot and the doting from wales.

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I’m crawling out of my little mysterious anon bunny burrow again 🤫

I feel drawn to northeng a lot but at the same time it’s so difficult thinking about them because compared to scoteng and waleseng i don’t think we really get a clear view of their dynamic that well, the mayugebros (excluding eng obv) don’t get that much content regardless but north specifically just seems to be less talked about - and again that goes for his side of mayuge x eng 🥲

Anyways i’m gonna continue this by not talking about northeng at all and talk about waleseng!! (This is so ironic of me) one of iggys favourite flowers is narcissus which is the national flower for wales, eng always has a vase of these in his room courtesy of wales who started collecting big hordes of them after realising this fact 🫡 sometimes arthur has to use more than one vase because wales constantly brings in wayy too many even for just his room but when he suggests using them for scot and north’s rooms too wales gets defensive because he brought them for iggy and iggy only so eng’s room is always radiating yellow light from all the flowers

real and true.......!!!!! aside from small bits in gangsta where nire seems to be teasing iggy, theres not much one-on-one interaction between them even within the mayugebros (like wales and scot). it sucks cause i also like the color contrast of their hair </3 (fanon scoteng moment)

omggg weikun is so sweet....... and hes so funny, having iggy's house decorated with narcissus but refusing to put them in scot's and nire's rooms... i also hc that the others' national flowers are there too, but usually growing in the garden. wales and england are the ones bringing in flowers to decorate the place. but def for a long while, narcissus and roses were the most common flowers u can see inside the house lol

i also like to think that iggy has some plants in the garden that reminds him of the people hes close to, like forget-me-nots (america) and lavender (portugal). he also has a native maple tree that hes taking care of