#mbelection

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With election results looming, the P.C.s are now backtracking on their most controversial WabRisk video that claimed the NDP leader was really a werewolf.

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With the election date officially announced Elections Manitoba is keen to unveil their new election awareness campaign that will surely invigorate the public.

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Thompson Mayoral candidate, Ryan Brady holds a press conference to assure citizens that he no longer has ties with the white nationalist community.  

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And with 1% of polls reporting in we're begrudgingly willing to project another P.C. majority. We now go live to P.C. headquarters where we are hoping Bart Kives still has a shirt on.....wait....that doesn't seem to be the right MEME. That's it. I can't work in these conditions. No, go read NardCity or Winnipeg Posers or something....if anybody wants me I'll be at the yellow dog....*

*Door Slams

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Hey, #manitoba! Have you voted? Today is the provincial #election & it’s important to #vote. Polls open until 8pm. #getoutandvote #mbelection #mbvote #mbpoli #winnipeg https://www.instagram.com/p/B2PishLhm6P/?igshid=4ynpr7owe3e4

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….young voters among the highest demographic of election avoision for………..(voice in headset) It’s a word. Look it up. …….(voice in headset). I don’t say evasion. I say avoision!

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The election party is underway at the Manitoba First bunker, the pass word is “Free Wheeler.”

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With Election Day under way Pallister furiously writes down the last few names for his second term enemies list.