Sep 21, 2022
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They’ve broken my boy
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Bobby, fixed.
Season 5 - Summary (Episodes 17-25)
Hi Folks,
Part Two! I did not rip these myself, but this is my summary and my HCs, so if you're gonna copy/paste these and share them, please at least keep my name in the screenshot (sigh)
Episodes 26-29 here
Spoilers under the cut, obviously
🤍Episode 17
A chat with Dana where she tells you she's nervous
You can declare BFFs with Dana.
Alfie tells Meera she'll be fine.
Arlo gets in a Kat fight lol. Kat is being a mega bitch to everyone, going on about how secure she is.
Eddie & Finn ask for your help and you can graft on them. Doesn't change shit though
Recoupling:
Eddie picks Dana
Finn picks Kat
Suresh picks Arlo
Cliff...
🤍Episode 18
...hanger.
Alfie picks MC (obviously)
Bye Meera, you're literally the best looking girl on this island.
Eddie tells you he wants to cool shit down with you.
Eddie literally, I shit you not, says "I don't want to waste my time with you". Backtracks and digs himself into a hole of telling you he wants to focus on Dana.
Meera is stupidly nice about leaving, but holy shit, I feel so bad for anyone who isn't pursuing Alfie rn. She is devestated. And if you're not pursuing him you have to stand there and be all "Yeah, he's just a friend."
Arlo is pissed about it, and is like "I know who I would've picked if I were Alfie." Rude...
Holy shit this girl was here for an entire one day and we are getting the world's longest farewell just goooooooo
Oh my god though, you have a choice of saying "Goodbye", "Something Sexy", or "Good Riddance". If you pick "Good Riddance" everyone gets soooo mad omg omg omg 💀💀
Dana pulls you for a chat, and she cracks on to you, but it's actually stupidly cute and she talks about her cat Georgie.
Alfie overhears and you have to choose between them. Whichever one you don't pick leaves and you have a convo with the other. Then you get to kiss the one you picked.
Bla bla bla, Arlo rubs it in your face that she's with Suresh and you can tell her to fuck off.
Alfie/Dana invites you to join them on the daybeds, and you get to make out a little, some under the clothes stuff, nothing that exciting.
Then you go SKINNY DIPPING
I literally cannot tell if this is supposed to be a sex scene? It just talks about 'bodies bobbing up and down in the water?'
Regardless, Eddie the creeper is watching again.
🤍Episode 19
Can get a little steamy with Alfie but he turns it off and wants to take it slow.
I beg thee, a crumb? A crumb of cock? Please? Somebody?
Going back into the bedroom, and as expected, Eddie has told everyone about your shenanigans.
Suresh is having an absolute fucking tantrum about it, I am losing my shit, I love it so much.
Holy shit you can be such an incredible bitch here. Arlo accuses you of hooking up with Alfie to make Suresh jealous, and you can be like "Yeah, I am". Alfie gets soooo cut.
Dana is properly devastated about you turning her down and is sulking a bit.
Arlo and Kat being annoying and getting in a lil bitch fight again.
Breakfast date in the garden yay!
Alfie is either very cute or very awkward depending on whether or not you picked him.
Finn is literally flirting with Arlo in front of both Kat and Suresh and I am living for it. I want him, he's amazing, he's drama in a bottle.
Kiss Alfie/Dana again in front of everyone yay.
Arlo pulls you aside and tells you Suresh will. not. shut. up about you. She thinks he's angry about you and Alfie/Dana. She's annoyed about it and wants reassurance that you're not going after him.
🤍Episode 20
Beach rescue challenge!
LITEXT: Islanders, you will take it in turns to complete the obstacle course before rescuing your partner from the paddling pool. The girls will vote on which boy did it best, and the boys on which girl did it best. #WetAndWild #SexyRescue
You get a kiss at the end yay.
Eddie gets disqualified for skipping a section of the course boo.
Finn and Kat are bickering, and halfway through the course he reveals he had a sexy dream about MC involving sex in a bouncy castle. Who is this drama magnet? Oh my god, I want him.
Kat's like booo, keep your dreams to yourself. Like I'm sorry, girl, have some self respect. He has disrespected you by telling everyone. Trash man (leave him for me)
Suresh does the most unrealistic run of the course ever.
Dana launches a water balloon at him, which he catches then sexily bursts on his ripped abs.
Suresh audaciously runs down the slide and dives through the sand tunnel. He leaps the grassy obstacle, scissor kicking a flying water balloon as he does. You notice his soaked abs glisten in the sunlight.
The winner of the boys is Suresh, winner of the girls is MC. You go on a double date with your partners.
You go for a bit of a cheeky snog with Alfie/Dana.
Suresh catches you and there's a lot of sexual tension, it's kinda hot. Sneaky sneaky. He tells you he's wearing the black shirt you got him for Valentine's day on your date, and tells you to wear that black dress.
You can literally pour a smoothie over him ahahhahhahahahahaha
He's all "You know I wish I was going on the date with you, right?"
Author's note, all this sneaking around behind Arlo's back is 🔥, I am such a hypocrite.
🤍Episode 21
Suresh is flirting with you while on his date with Arlo. He specifically says certain things really loudly and then glances at you instead of her.
Ok, stop, this is actually fucking with my head.
On the date, Alfie keeps trying to make a toast, but he keeps getting distracted by your eyes. I- what- excuse me!!! Do not!!!? Give me such feelings?!? For this pixel man?!? SWOON!
Suresh is boasting about helping deliver 6 puppies, and Alfie's all "Did Suresh just say he wanted to give birth to a dog?"
I am beside myself. Alfie/Dana script is just *chefs kiss* 💀💀💀
He is completely down to be absolutely fucking with Suresh & Arlo and making it look like he's telling you really funny jokes, I am in love with him? This FTL arc is woof.
Alfie wants to like, commit to you for the rest of the summer? What does that even mean. *Gasp* does it mean I get laid?
Arlo pulls you aside and is all smug about Suresh. Gem Option where she spills some tea about what he said to her. He told Arlo that he's ready to move on from you.
You can then rub it in her face that he wore that shirt for you lol lol lol lol. You can tell her he was flirting with you, too. But she doesn't believe you.
You then tell Dana that Suresh was flirting with you on the date hehehe.
Finn wants to apologise to Kat for flirting with Arlo at breakfast so he gets you and Dana to distract her. Finn's running around with candles behind her. To stop her from turning around Dana blabs about Suresh's flirting.
Kat turns around and Finn spelled out SOZ with candles omfg who is the comedian on the writing team, I'm fucking dying of laughter here, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life bar none.
FINALLY YA GIRL GETS LAID WOOOOOOOOOO PARTY TIMEEE 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️🍾🍾🍾💗💗💗🍆🍆🍆
Oh god. Suresh is looking at you.
Somebody on the writing team has a fucking exhibitionist kink.
You can glare at him, but Arlo catches you looking either way, and literally gets out of bed and comes over ready to confront you.
🤍Episode 22
Suresh is literally lying in bed giggling like a naughty schoolboy and you're the one getting dragged, what in the fuck?
Alfie/Dana gets mad about it though, and is like, I don't wanna talk about it.
I am so over this bullshitttttttt just let me get dicked down *sob*
🥺🥺🥺 Alfie wakes up and is like 'you know what, IDC. I'm not letting Suresh's games get in the way. He's jealous, let him stare if he wants... unless it bothers you and then I'll make him stop.' (This is almost exactly what Bruno said to Jas about Youcef in TTIS, just quietly, not accusing anyone of anything...)
Arlo is getting stupidly possessive over Suresh, why in the fuck they gotta make the black girl the villain AGAIN I swear to god.
OKAY WAIT THOUGH
This flirting is actually.... getting... kind of good?
Did they have a different writer for these? What the hell?
There's an extremely sexy, flirty conversation with Suresh, in the kitchen, where he's eating an Orange (Clearly meant to be a mandarin, not an orange.)
There's a very cute conversation with Alfie/Dana, where you just roll your eyes and say Suresh is being an alpha.
ALFIE_HAPPY: Don't look too alpha from here. Looking up towards the gym you spot Arlo showing off her boxing moves to Suresh. He winces in fear with every jab at his hands. Alfie laughs to himself.
Alfie/Dana confesses they're falling for you. For real.
🤍Episode 23
BFF pulls you aside and wants to know you feel about Alfie/Dana LI. They ask how you feel about Suresh's flirting, and tell you to go pull your LI and Suresh aside and figure out if it's the real deal, or just fanny flutters.
You go to the LI first, . If you stay on the daybeds it kinda stays light-hearted, but if you go to the living room it gets super melty and cute. Either way though, they tell you they're all in for you. Want to take you home and meet the family, etc. (Baby, we are half way through. We haven't even been to Casa yet, baby is gonna get their heart broken omg.)
Suresh then pulls you aside. Here we go.
Suresh fidgets, for the first time showing a flash of vulnerability. SURESH: OK. I’m just gonna come right out and say it. PLAYER: You do that. SURESH: I only coupled up with Arlo because I thought that you wanted a chance to move on.
Dear God, my sincerest apologies to anyone not romancing Suresh.
If you paid to go to the bedroom you get a slightly saucier description of the reminiscing. You reminisce about a particularly sexy encounter.
Suresh leans in to kiss you and you get to snog, hug, or swerve him.
Kat will see you, and reacts accordingly. *Shock horror, gasp, is shook*.
🤍Episode 24
Kat says she's not going to say anything
BFF pulls you aside again, spill the tea.
You get a text woohoo - Oh god, it's Truth or Dare.
This is going to be difficult to put into a Tumblr post. Bear with me.
1st - Eddie - Picks DARE
SEXY - Do a sexy dance for everyone (Does a generally unsexy dance)
SEXY - Sexily kiss one islander. (Kisses Dana)
FUNNY - Do an animal impression (Does a really bad wolf impression)
FUNNY - Do an islander impression (Does a terrible Finn impression which is actually hysterical)
2nd - Arlo - Picks TRUTH
No choice. Kat asks "When was the last time you lied?"
Arlo responds: "Just then, when I said you were smart enough to think of a good question."
3rd - Kat - Picks DARE
No choice. Dana dares Kat to suck your big toe. You can decline and she does it to Finn instead.
4th - Alfie - Picks DARE
No choice. Dana dares Alfie to act out one of his past sexual experiences. It is heavily implied that he fucked a cow. But it's revealed he just snuck into the bushes and a cow stuck its head in and scared them.
5th - Dana - Picks DARE
No choice. Suresh asks her if she's ever been in love, and she says no. If you're romancing her she says she's getting there.
6th - Suresh - Picks DARE
Have you ever been in love? He says yes. 'I told you many many times."
Would you ever cheat again? He says no. "I wouldn't do anything to risk a relationship ever again."
Would you ever get married? He says he's into the idea.
7th - MC
Pick Truth: They ask "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
Options are:
"Yes, Absolutely"
"No, Love takes time"
"I'm not sure"
Pick Dare: They say. "We dare you to show us your 'O' face, with sound effects.
You do it, and everyone is like, slack jawed, hard, wet, etc. MC is a hot fuckin' bitch. Sex noises ftw.
*Gem Option* - Another dare. Kat dares you to do a sexy belly dance balancing an object on your head. You do it successfully and everyone gets pretty excited about it but nothing actually happens other than Eddie saying it turned him on.
8th - Finn - Picks DARE
No choice. You tell him to kiss the girl he finds the most attractive. Arlo tells him to strip for her.
Finn walks up to Arlo and snogs her, throwing in a bit of a striptease.
Kat gets genuinely fucking hurt by it (as she should, wtf dude.) But everyone starts laughing telling her to chill out.
KAT: Finn making a fool out of me is a good laugh is it? KAT: Somebody being made a fool of is a joke to you guys? DANA: It’s not that Kat, it’s just that Finn can’t help but be funny. KAT: Right, well, it’s a good job I’m not the only one being made a fool of then. KAT: Ain’t that right, MC? Everyone turns to look at you. You feel your body tense awkwardly. KAT: How about you tell Alfie what a fool he is? KAT: And how you’ve been cracking on with Suresh behind his back. There is absolute silence around the firepit.
Surprise pikachu face.
Arlo storms off. Alfie/Dana storms off. Kat storms off.
OMG Finn is actually devestated he hurt Kat's feelings awwwwwww!!!!!!
He's all "I can be so stupid sometimes."
And then....
AND THEN......
After looking all over the villa, you decide to head up to the terrace in hopes of finding Alfie and explaining everything. It’s time to get some stuff off your chest. Time to set everything right. You arrive on the terrace and are stunned into silence.
You find Alfie and Kat kissing each other.
PLAYER: Alfie?! Kat?!
Note: If you're on a Dana route, she's kissing Eddie.
🤍Episode 25 - DRAMA CENTRAL
Excuse me while I go fuck myself, apparently.
You run into Finn, and he's like hahaha yeah nah, that would never happen. But Alfie's like omg I'm so sorry. After everything you just fucking spurted, about falling for us, why you little...
Finn still thinks it's a prank.
It is, just to be clear, not a fucking prank.
They really fucking just Cherrygated us.
Finn is now extremely pissed.
Kat & Alfie are both angry as fuck that MC and Finn are pissed off about it.
There's an extremely loud argument about who kissed who, with both of them claiming the other initiated it.
Somehow, regardless of what you did or didn't do with Suresh, you end up the bad guy. Alfie's all "What matters is you cracking on with that cheating ex of yours" and "Save me the details" and "I can't be around you right now" Um ex-fucking-cuse me?
Alfie storms off (Bye Felicia)
Kat blames you for everything, saying it was your idea to dare Finn to kiss someone. You can take the blame (um no.) or Blame someone else, but regardless, nothing happens.
Note: If you're on a Dana route, she kisses Eddie and admits that she initiated it.
You're hiding from everything on the roof terrace and Suresh comes to check on you, admitting that it would've hurt more because of what happened in the past between the two of you.
He reveals he came to LI to give you closure, and because he needed it as well. He was going to come on, apologise, answer questions, and then leave.
She asks what happened, and Suresh is all "I looked into your eyes, and I knew straight away I couldn't give up on you. I had to stay and take a shot at winning you back."
Suresh says he wants you back, and says you have to give him an answer tonight.
Finn pulls you aside, and says he's seeing everything in a different light. He wants you. But before you can give him an answer, the girls pull you aside for drama management
The girls force you to pick between Alfie and Suresh. But when you go to find whichever one you picked....
Girls, The boys have headed off to Casa Amor and some sexy singletons are now heading your way! #HeadsWillTurn #CasaRemorse
literally everyone in the villa is trash 💀 who tf are you supposed to pick then??? lmao
OKAY HEAR ME OUT
I hated Suresh from Episode 1 & 2. Hated him. But I can tell you right now - I'm getting vibes from this script.
I have a theory, y'all. But it contains spoilers, so it's below the cut.
MrsBSmooth's theory
So, posting this 9th August, 2022.
I think Suresh is about to have one of the most magnificent redemption arc's we've ever seen in LITG.
He's all in for MC from the very beginning. And yeah, he cheated.
So if we're writers, we're thinking - okay, great, let's make him slowly more and more believable and forgivable.
He thinks he deserves redemption.
But he doesn't get redeemed.
In fact, he gets progressively worse through the first 13 episodes.
Hid a long term relationship from the person he was flirting with? Refuses to apologise for it. Says he's already said his sorries.
Cheated after a huge fight (no miscommunication, 'we were on a break' thing, they just had a fight and instead of fixing it with her, he slept with a girl he'd been flirting with)
Cracks on with Dana and kisses her instead of MC.
Tells MC all about how much his family adored her and how sad they are that she's gone (a little manipulative)
Makes you feel like an idiot for wanting to propose to him.
But here's the kicker. There's a line toward the very end that I didn't actually include in my summary.
He says he would've said yes.
Almost as soon as he says this, he properly moves on.
He pulls MC aside and they have a discussion about their relationship. He's all:
'You must've been thinking about it for a long time, and I didn't even know you were ready to make that commitment. We weren't even on the same page before I cheated. Maybe we were never as compatible as I thought we were. It's starting to feel like we might be worlds apart, if I'm honest, MC'
Almost like this is a turning point for him.
It's at this point he realises that he never deserved redemption in the first place.
Kat's words of questioning whether or not he and MC would both just be happier apart is something that's playing on his mind.
So he wonders whether he should just let MC go.
I think this is why, when Arlo and Meera arrive, Suresh is immediately into Arlo. Flirting with her straight away. Which makes zero sense if he's been all in on MC this whole bloody time.
OK, SO THEN:
We know Casa is coming this season. In Season 2, we went to Casa on day 13. We know there are forty-something episodes in the season, so it might be soon.
But before that, there's a boy's choice recoupling.
However, I wouldn't be surprised if Arlo and Meera get to go first.
Arlo picks Finn Meera picks ChEddy Alfie... for some reason picks Dana. He's unsure about MC because of how serious she was with Suresh.
That means that:
Suresh has to pick between MC and Kat. And obviously, he picks MC. We're coupled up again.
And then boom.
Casa Amor.
Again, this is just a theory. No one has any spoilers after Episode 13 right now. So I might end up being completely wrong...
I think he's realised that that he has to stop trying to revive what's already dead and gone. It's too late to pick up where they left off.
If he wants her back, he's going to have to start from square one, and that's showing her he's loyal.
Suresh is going to be the only one at Casa who's loyal. And he will be fiercely loyal. No sharing a bed, no kissing girls in challenges, nothing. He's rejecting every other girl, not even a peck, and everyone starts commenting on it.
He's. Loyal.
(Also, MC specifically says that the girl he cheated with has a turtle tattoo. I think that she's going to be one of the Casa girls. Lingering shot right at the end of a turtle tattoo. And yet, Suresh is still going to stay loyal to MC).
This entire season is not us as the MC. It's Suresh's story. He's being tested in many, many ways, not in the least that his ex (in my case, me) is being a colossal bitch to him.
Suresh is sticking around anyway. He loves her. She's it for him, and he's not losing her again.
Just like he's been saying since day 1.
It was at this point I realised I have a kink for unconditional love.
Suresh just gets a couple tattoos and some longer hair he’s handsome enough as is ❤️
One of these days we’re just going to have to acknowledge that we don’t know what we want.
Season 5 - Summary
Hi Folks,
What it says above. I do not have a copy of the leaks nor did I rip them myself so please stop asking me how.
Spoilers under the cut obviously
💎Episode 3
Private chat with Eddie
Alfie tells you he's not putting all his eggs in one basket, but hooks up with Kat. No details yet, but it results in her dropping her pyjamas off the side of their bed. Skeaze.
Suresh sleeps on the daybeds so you don’t feel uncomfortable
💎Episode 4
Suresh is telling the other boys you’re getting back together.
You get a chat with Alfie where you decide whether you want to pursue him (later, not now) or if you want him in the friendzone
Finn gets a text saying he’s got a date with each of the girls, and he has to go in the order of preference starting with the girl he likes most
💎Episode 5
He picks MC first.
He cracks on fuckin hard. You can kiss Finn on the date. Twice.
Finn’s had a foursome with three girls
Once you’re back in the villa, Alfie and Eddie arc up a little bit cause they think Suresh is playing games with you.
Finn used pretty much the same lines on you as he did on Kat.
Finn and Suresh get in a bit of an argument.
💎Episode 6
Finn chooses Kat, and yes, you can choose to be salty about it
Dana says she’s taking it slow with Eddie
Guilty Secrets Challenge
Finn - Had a fling with their best friend’s sister Alfie - Got a tattoo of a camel on his big toe (got it removed tho) Kat - Has a secret fetish for sex on boats Eddie - Had to be rescued naked form a hotel rooftop MC - Got paid to strip (no you don’t get a choice in the matter). You were dancing on a podium and one of your mates slipped you some cash as a joke and then a whole heap of guys started throwing money at you. Finn - Had a foursome Suresh - Hid a long-term relationship from a person they were flirting with
Turns out Suresh never told the girl he slept with that he had a gf. He was flirting with her for months before they finally slept together after you guys had a huge fight. She’s a waitress and has a turtle tattoo. Alfie sticks up for MC a bit and Suresh calls him out for hooking up with Kat.
Kat’s a fucking annoying cow but she has some amazing lines. Iconic Kat Moment (IKM)™️
EDDIE: Come on, boys. Cool, calm, collected yeah?
KAT: I’m feeling cool, calm, neglected... Haven’t been centre of attention for at least four minutes.
Alfie comes and gives you a cuddle and tells you about his ex. He has the same thing as you, got cheated on by his first serious relationship. You bond. Kat interrupts and calls him out for hooking up with her and then immediately cracking on to you.
💎Episode 7
Alfie confesses to hooking up with Kat, and in the moment said he only had eyes for her. He said it just kinda came out and he regretted it immediately. Kat backs him up after saying he's genuinely into MC and tells you not to pie him off.
Chat with Suresh and he confesses more about the waitress, tells you Dana’s been flirting with him.
Chat with Finn where you get to call him out for kissing you (if you kissed)
Dana asks if its ok if she gets to know Suresh
💎Episode 8
Tell Dana whether or not its fine for her to crack on w/ Suresh
You're asleep on the daybeds and Alfie and Finn are talking. Kat wakes you up so you can eavesdrop with her. Alfie’s telling Finn he likes you a lot, and they concoct operation MC to get Suresh distracted so Alfie can crack on with you.
Alfie cracks on with you, you can kiss him (yay!)
Kissing Challenge - You can choose to Reject, Peck, or Snog any of the people who kiss you.
Kiss the Islander who:
Has the best chat: Finn kisses Kat Has the best abs: Kat kisses Suresh Is the funniest: Suresh kisses Dana 🐍🐍🐍 Has the best body: Eddie kisses MC You fancy the most: Dana kisses MC Is the nicest: Alfie kisses MC Has the best hair: MC kisses whoever the f she wants, including Kat and Dana. Kat will kiss you back even though she's straight AF. You'd take home to your family: Suresh kisses MC obviously. You can swerve him. (Do it)
Regardless of what you do, Suresh gives a heaps sappy speech about how much his family loved/adored you etc.
Alfie gets annoyed at it and starts a fight with Suresh. They almost get in a punch up.
Dana checks to see if it was ok that Suresh kissed her and that she kissed him back etc.
Kat tries to calm everything down, but ends up asking Suresh if he wouldn’t just be happier if he forgot about mc. And he's like maybe I would be.
💎Episode 9
Dana asks about you and her hooking up
For some fucking reason, Eddie’s name switches to Charlie. NO ONE KNOWS WHY. Henceforth he is called ChEddy
Alfie pulls you aside and apologises for arcing up at Suresh
He tells you more about being cheated on. He tells you his fam would love you.
YOU GET TO KISS HIM YAY
You also get to call Kat out for hooking up wit Suresh if you want.
Suresh decides he's sleeping inside tonight. For some reason we don’t get to go sleep on the daybeds??? Grrr
Can kiss dana YAY
Can also give Alfie a little goodnight kiss and a cuddle yay
While you’re in bed, Suresh wants to reminisce about your first kiss and its really horny. ChEddy told Suresh he saw you hook up with Alfie if ya did
Suresh wants to know if he should leave the villa. He hugs you goodnight and either dana or Alfie gets upset and leaves the bedroom. (Assuming whichever one you like better)
💎Episode 10
They’re going to the beach hut so you cant really follow them. Then you can kiss Suresh if you have no self-respect.
ChEddy tries to stir shit up and throw you under the bus? I don’t get him.
The girls try and get deets out of you and there's lots of sex puns and that’s what she said's.
Kat’s falling for Finn. (girl its been like two days, chill out, this is not queen behaviour)
Go hang out with Alfie yay
He tells you about a story that’s meant to be embarrassing where he accidentally kissed a girl on the nose but its actually just extremely boring
You can reassure or not reassure him that you like him.
Excess baggage challenge text
ChEddy’s like like ooooooo I need to tell you something and is all cagey and sounds like he's gonna fuckin blackmail you or something (NOT SERIOUS HE JUST SAYS HE MIGHT TELL ALFIE)
💎Episode 11
ChEddy chat. He tells you not to trust Suresh and that he’ll spill the tea about everything you got up to the night before (which is, in my case, being as rude to him as possible)
And ChEddy says he's gonna tell Alfie/Dana everything. (I literally HUGGED the guy you weirdo lol)
Oh and then he flirts with you (??? literally why, sir you are blackmailing me) and you can tell him you’re into it yay (god he's hot)
Excess baggage challenge
Girl's turn
This Islander:
❌Once dated a Grandma Dana kisses ChEddy (Correct Answer: Finn) ✔️Had a regular hookup in the mile high club Kat kisses Suresh, and is correct ✔️Once attended a naked party at an ex's mansion MC Kisses any of the boys. ---If you pick Finn - He swerves you and only wants a cheek kiss ---If you pick ChEddy, and snog him, he whispers in your ear afterwards 'I knew there was a spark there' ---If you pick Alfie, and snog him, ChEddy looks on jealously. (Note: Both Alfie and ChEddy are disappointed if you do anything other than snog them. ) (Correct answer: ChEddy) ❌Once performed a trumpet solo on a romantic picnic Dana kisses Suresh regardless of who you tell her to kiss (Correct answer: Alfie)
Boy's turn
This Islander:
❌Once spent a night with twins Suresh kisses Dana (Correct Answer: Kat) ❌Once pretended to be an estate agent on a viewing Finn kisses Kat (Correct Answer: Dana) ❌Split up with their ex the day after she bought an engagement ring to propose to them with It's you, obviously. Alfie kisses Dana.
Suresh is like, jaw on the floor, obviously.
Another Iconic Kat Moment (IKM)™️
KAT: What self-respecting girl proposes to her man? She should have the dignity to sneak around leaving desperate hints and dropping manipulative clues until he gets the idea.
💎Episode 12
Everyone's like wtf you were gonna propose to him? And you can be like ‘yeah. I was all in with you’ which makes it heaps awkward with Alfie and he gets a bit weird about it. So please don't say that. Pick literally any other option.
ChEddy is like "well you both hid things from each other then, so its ok" (which, oh my god, just no?!?!. A surprise proposal is not the same as FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE, why are all these men trash?)
Finn says he never wants to get married and Kat has a bit of a tantrum about it
Kat gets self conscious that Finn likes older women, but confesses that she fucked him in the shower already
Go talk to Alfie and he's all sad. He says he's gonna back off you a bit cause he's a bit spooked by how serious you were.
Then Dana asks if you want her to back off too
💎Episode 13
Yet another chat with fucking Suresh, oh goody.
He’s all ‘if I'd admitted to cheating straight away could you have forgiven me?” (Literally it is still a no, I don't know how many times I have to tell you we're done)
And then he’s all “I didn't even see the proposal coming” and “maybe we’re not as compatible as I thought we were, maybe we were never right for each other.” (Omfg finally)
Why is everyone breaking up with us right now though what in the fuck
Kat thinks Suresh is going to crack on now.
Dana brings you a drink. You can tell her ChEddy cracked on to you.
Finn pulls you for a chat, asks about Kat and where her heads at. He also cracks on to you. You can ask him if he’s fucked Kat and he tells you no (lol so much for falling for him girl, you can do better, this man is trash.)
New girls arrive
Stunningly athletic and sexy Arlo strides down the steps - fearless, cool, confident, loving all eyes on her. (She's from Sheffield)
Linked in her arm is classy and cute girl-next-door Meera, who beams at everyone in excitement. (From Leicester) (She models)
Arlo is into girls and says shed go for both Dana and MC (if MC likes girls) otherwise just Dana
Get a text about a boys choice recoupling the following night. GRRRRRR
Oh also Suresh is super interested in Arlo
Another Iconic Kat Moment (IKM)™️
ARLO: You’re not into girls are you, Kat?
KAT (Sad): Always nice to be fancied though, ain’t it?