#mbticonversation

[intpthenerd]

Y'all good news! A friend of mine is also an INTP which opens like so many doors. For me obvi. But yea

I also don't do watermarks bc I don't believe in those (lies. I always forget) so yea. Y'all credit me if u do repost. Or don't. It's cool either way

[oh-how-intjeresting]

ENFP though she was allergic to pineapple

ENFP: So yeah I'm not allergic to anything anymore!

ISFJ: What?

INTJ (me): She thought she was allergic to pineapple because her mouth tingled when she ate it

ISFJ: Oh my gosh

INTJ: Ikr

ENFP: Stop it!!

INTJ: That's what pinapple does!

[intpthenerd]

INTP: geometry? More like g-NO-metry because I can't do this anymore

Friend: that was horrible. Please stop

INTP: how bout this, geography? More like ge-NO-graphy because I can't do that either

Friend: that's somehow worse than the last one. please let me leave

[intpthenerd]

INTP: oh look that puddle kinda looks like a heart

INFP: *jumps inside it full speed*

INTP: why tf would u dO THAT?

INFP: wanted to see what it felt like, being a heartless b*tch. Gotta say, was not as satisfying as INTJ says.

[intpthenerd]

Friend: when u said *thing* it made me feel SO awkward

Me, an intp: thank you for sharing. Allow me to do that again.

[intpthenerd]

Me and my friends #18

INTP: who was I supposed to speak with again?

ENFP: your biology teacher. You were supposed to ask her to change your grade.

INTP: right!...what's her name again?

ENFP: YOU CANT REMEMBER YOUR TEACHERS NAME EVEN AFTER ONE YEAR OF BEING HER STUDENT?!?!

INTP: I sometimes even forget your name. No need to make a scene about it.

[intpthenerd]

My adventures at home #1

ISFJ: so what do you want to eat for dinner?

INTP: I don't know you choose.

ISFJ: should i turn on the a/c?

INTP: I don't know do what you like

ISFJ: should I wear this one or that one?

INTP: I don't know it's your decision to make.

ISFJ: where should we go this evening?

INTP: I don't know you choose

ISFJ: what do you think about * subject *?

INTP:I don-...

ISFJ: I swear if you say I don't know i will leave.

INTP: I wasn't gonna say I don't know!* totally lying* i was gonna say that...that...ermmmm... That it's best...if...you choose and I'm ...not in a condition to...choose?

ISFJ: that's it. *leaves*

INTP: curse you my inability to choose.

[intpthenerd]

Me and my friends #7

INTP *to INTJ*: IVE CRIED 2 TIMES IN 5 HOURS.

INTJ: *laughs* this is gold. Why did you cry?

INTP: the first was because there were onions on my meat and the second time because I didn't have any ice cream. THIS NOT ME. WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO ME!

INTJ: * laughs even harder *

INTP: stoP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN AND HELP ME OUT.

INTJ: I think it's your hormones * continues laughing*

INTP: no shit Sherlock. How the fuck do i get rid of them?

INTJ: I wouldn't tell you even if I knew. It's not everyday i see you this emotionally unstable.

INTP: fUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLE. *cries some more*