May 23
"You can talk like that with us, in our own barracks! Or else you'll pay for your audacity!" - Is how janissaries apparently think is okay to talk to a fucking prince. See??? You can't out-primadonna them, it just can't be done.
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"You can talk like that with us, in our own barracks! Or else you'll pay for your audacity!" - Is how janissaries apparently think is okay to talk to a fucking prince. See??? You can't out-primadonna them, it just can't be done.
Okay, I get why Selim is here, but like. What did he need Mehmet Sokollu for?! Did he HAVE to threaten the life of my precious princess?! Couldn't he limit himself to risking the lives of himself, his most incompetent servant (Gazanfer) and his bodyguards???
I don't know why, but this screenshot of Mustafa in footsoldier cosplay feels like a rare Pokemon
Yeah, yeah, I bet Mustafa's "suprise bitch, I bet you thought you've seen the last of me" would be sooo epic if I gave a fuck whether he lives or dies, but I don't. Also, I bet the fucker is secretly happy Atmaca has more time for the polycule, now that his other boyfriend who wasn't in it has died...
Okay, I guess "if I can't even subdue the janissaries, I might as well give it up with the whole taking the throne and just generally living thing" has some sort of logic, but like. Maybe try gradually swaying their opinion on you instead of just throwing yourself to the wolves with my beloved princess as dessert, in such precarious times??? Also, has noone ever heard of enthronement bonuses in this here militaristic empire?!
"I bet a bunch of primadonnas with swords will be really intimidated when we serve them the main obstacle to their boy taking the throne on a silver platter, with a side of blatant lies."
Ah, I see Piri's top secret operation to add Amasya stupid water to Rüstem's food and drink is bearing mighty fine fruits...
I bet Rüstem is now feeling really stupid about murdering the prince most beloved by janissaries JUST AS they are growing more and more restless, huh... Well, at least I hope he does, that was indeed a very bad move. Also, if Süleyman happens to get better - well, sonny, this time you don't have Elkas Mirza at hand to bail you out...
Chief physican (externally): Unfortunately, His Majesty's health is in God's hands. Chief physican (internally): *one looong scream ever since he first noticed boils on Süleyman's body*