[Monster Cardbot au]
[Riley is annoyed that Edo prefers other people's cooking over hers, she monster meat, from non-cardbot monsters so the bots rather like her cooking.]
Riley: How is it those same taste buds can't tell the difference between my Dragon pot roast and my griffin flank steak?
Edo: Considering you learned to cook from a bunch of nutty monster hunters, it's a wonder I can tell your Griffin flank steak from a braised tennis ball.
Blue Cop, while eating some of Riley's kraken jerky: Don't listen to him, I like your cooking just fine.
Edo: That's because you bots have the refined tastes buds of cave people.
[no one notices the uninvited guest.]
Blue Cop: What can I say? We're an adventurous sort.
[Werecat! Tigun with a mouth full of jerky hums in agreement.]
Blue Cop, pats Tigun on the back: See? He agrees with me....Uh.
*Everyone pauses as the realization slowly dawns on Blue Cop.*
Blue Cop, jumps away from Tigun heckles raised: *snarls* Who the hell are you?!
Tigun, tilts his head: ?
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[Because she's half-chimera Riley will give into her beastly instincts and crave monster meat from time to time.
It was a bit of shock to Blue Cop at first when the werewolf bot found her crouched out in the woods eating a small breed wyrm called a pipe dragon, she was taking too long going to bathroom and Blue Cop got worried.
In actuality Riley smelled the wyrm and wanted to eat it and didn't anyone following and seeing her do it, so she said had to go to the bathroom.]
