#mcb shadow x

[opixun]

cringelord x edgelord is a match made in heaven

[luxthestrange]

Human Food

You guys ever think...Earth might be the universe culinary masterpiece?...like you got Yautja's coming in secret to eat some mcdonals or...some pozole from the restaurant?...like cybertronians or mcb always seeing these aliens coming to earth in discuises to partake in their favorite cuisine?...some even becoming ADDICTS to the simple pleasure of instant ramen...or a good old cup of coffee

So, one day, brainstorm or other scientists managed to upgrade their holoforms ENOUGH to be able to taste and digest human food...and i think it goes like how newborn babies try solid food for the first time-

Case and point...poor tailgate trying icecream for the FIRST time went like

Y/n*Smiles holding a simple vanilla icecream for him*Dont eat too much too fast~

Tailgate*Tries a small bite, surprised by the temperature, then savours it, and eyes bulged out and grabs your hand holding the dessert and mushes it on to his mouth*!?!?!

Other Liason*Holding his back and cackles*T-TAILGATE LET GO!

Y/n*Seeing him try to eat more even if he gets dirty*T-TAILGATE!BREATH CYCLONUS HELP-...

Other liaison*Sees her own dessert is now gone and sees Cyclonus is avoiding looking at her*...

Cyclonus*Blushing as his whole mouth is covered in whipped cream and ice cream as his Sunday bowl is so clean there was not even a spot*...

-Meanwhile on the table next to them-

Mcb!Yn*Blinks seeing your humanoid cardbots in pain from brainfreeze*...

Shadow X*Holding his head and whines*AAAAAH, DEATH IS UPON US! I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH!?

Heavy Iron*Just finished his ice cream cake, smashes the plate on the floor*I like this! Another!?-...oh

Yuri*Who came in with 10 burgers for each and every one of the bots but glares at heavy iron*Clean.that.up.youngman...

Buffalo*Gasps in awe seeing his burger is in the shape of a heart with flags, smiles as Yuri puts him a bib along kiss on the forehead*Thank you, Mrs Yuri!

Phoenix fire*Holding his head and whines*I-I Been betrayed by the opposite of f-fire...

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Y/n*Coming downstairs from your old home, yawning, you head to the kitchen and get ready to start the day with the usual coffee only...to see it's empty along with your morning sweet bread*What the f-...are you fucking

Ratchet passed out on the sofa with crumbs all over his face and shirt, your favorite coffee mug in his hand, and a chicken leg on the other with a big chunk bitten off

Y/n: Not even Judas was this much of a hypocrite...

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Y/n*Patting your cons backs and then seeing Tarn's own holoavatar crying*Hon what's wrong-

Tarn*Eating Pizza as his first food for the first time, tears running down his face*L-life ish bea-ifuh...

Rest of the Djd Nodding as they eat and their fill with a bit of cola...which took you awhile to tell them "No, it's not mud water with bubbles"...

----------------------------------At a Maid Cafe------------------------------

Maid!Waitress*Serving you and probably the most rugged, retired commando-looking old man, along with the most man? Wearing a mask, he looks like some cyberpunk fanatic, a strawberry parfait and a big beer, and a kid's jumbo burger and fries with onion rings, Commando guy, him the bear and you kid jumbo burger and the cyberpunk guy the parfait *Enjoy masters~

Y/n & Megatron & Sounwave:...

You both switch the items to the correct person, you take a drink of the big, Soundwave the jumbo burger meal, and Megatron the cutesy parfait, all three of you enjoying your items

Maid!Waitress*Saw that and thinks of that one meme*"Moe gap..."

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[inzane101s-place]

Does Blue Cop adopt kitty jun

(Ask for MCB!Kampung Au)

Jun is a free roam cat around the kampung and interacts with literally everyone in it, but mostly hangs out at Blue Cop’s (and Shadow X’s) place.

TY @stuffgoestothesoupstore FOR HELPING WITH BLUKAPS COLOURS HAHA 💖⭐️

[harveybwabbit92]

Jun: Who's R/n?

Musclehyde: Red Blitz's girlfriend.

Blue Cop: Red Blitz has a girlfriend?!

Red Blitz: She’s not my girlfriend.

Riley: How long has this been going on?

Peruru: Four months.

Red Blitz: She's NOT my girlfriend.

Jun: So let me get this straight, for the last four months when we've been asking you guys "what’s new?" none of you thought to tell us that Red Blitz has a girlfriend?

Red Blitz, flustered: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

[later Shadow X pretends to flirt with R/n]

Red Blitz: GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND!?

[bumblecow]

Smol 🤏 Shadow X sketch!

[hanahaki-ghost]

I’ve had no motivation to draw but stupid heavy hook doodles, and human Buffalo Crush and um…no context for the last one cause I have non

[funky-lil-man]

Does anyone want my humanized Black Hook maybe?

I really like the pirate :]

[two-skies-faraway-home]

//OOC post!//

So, because I'm at my grandma's place which is a village far from city, my internet connection will be very unstable! So yeah, more delays lol (I have no motivation to retrieve the asks that are gone...)

Have this silly video I forget I have:

—with love, Serene.