#mcgonnagall

[hogwarts-marauderss]

First year Lily: Just curious - Does your system have pluses in it? Or is like, 'A' the highest?

McGonagall:

[kookyeonsus]

ok listen to me. hp fandom, especially the marauders fandom, if you haven't read The Marauders Series on wattpad, what the actual hell are you doing??? the series takes you thru the journey of the bois in all their seven years??? with details that jkr can only imagine??? actual canon wolfstar??? complex peter pettigrew???

go read it NOW if you haven't and shower so much love—

[miss-dansukker]

@hermitknut

The character meme!

[lalaloves]

Lets face it McGonnagall was the first one to find out about Wolf star.

But not because they were obvious about it, but because she caught them snogging.

-“ Sirius I heard someone” Remus breathes pulling away from the kiss.

Sirius looks down the hall and just sees a cat licking its paw.

“Moony it’s just a cat, come on, the dorms free” and they walk off.

While the cat down the hall way transfigures. “ I knew it” McGonnagall whispers and then chuckles as she walks off to Dumbledores office to claim her 10 galleons.

[gryffindormischief]

A hinny fake emergency phone call to get out of a situation. But Ginny says a bunch of stuff to try and get harry to blush while he’s trying to leave the meeting or whatever situation he’s in

A/N: YAAyyY I did it :) :) :)  I loved this prompt, I hope you enjoy @kayka-jean

Houdini himself, Harry muses, would have had trouble extricating himself from the trap that is monthly department budget meetings.  

Throughout the hellacious process of becoming a board certified medical doctor, Harry had been warned about many things, including but not limited to burn out, getting a god complex, trusting his instincts, keeping up to date with new advancements, the list is pretty endless.

But no one sufficiently explained the disgusting level of boredom that could set in when entering hour three of budgetary allotments.  

It’s pretty difficult to get free, even though he’s long since got what he wanted, and his interest in the welfare of the hospital and its patients is certainly real.  But he’s also surpassed his usefulness. Harry’s pull begins and ends with his department and he definitely used up all of his best bargaining chips for his own selfish needs.  If selfish needs is the correct term for getting funding for new tech in the children’s wing.

Regardless, he can’t help Neville except by sharing commiserating glances and Ginny’s finally home (according to her increasingly imploring and misspelled texts) and Harry just really wants to leave.

When no one’s looking, he sends the pre agreed upon emoji (which Ginny refers to as the ‘dead inside clown’) and settles his phone back down onto the table as quietly as possible.

A few minutes pass and he begins to think Ginny’s abandoned him to the terror of MgGonagall’s stare and Moody’s endless supply of grisly ER stories, but his phone vibrates once, then again, and continues with the steadiness that indicates an incoming phone call.

He stands and gestures to his phone, moving toward the far corner and earning a suspicious glare from Neville as he answers.  “Hello?”

“Well hello there, Dr. Potter.”

“What’s up, I’m in a budget meeting.”

There’s a pause and he hears the unmistakable sound of a zipper - oh god.  She’s probably wearing that sports bra that ... “What are you wearing in that budget meeting, Dr. Potter?”

Harry clears his throat.  “I uh - is it urgent?”

“Mhm, it’s very urgent.  I’m a visual person and if you’re not going to come here and help me out then the least you can do is give me a little mobile assistance.”

His tie is really too tight.  Desperately, he tugs at the knot and loosens the top two buttons on his shirt.  “Can’t wait?”

Ginny’s answer is practically a purr.  “I’m not a patient woman.”

A flush definitely rises on Harry’s cheeks and Neville’s smirking so he really needs to expedite this conversation.

“Well if your mum really doesn’t feel alright.”

“Please don’t bring my mum into this - I’m currently soaking in a rose scented bathtub.”

Harry’s mouth is very dry.  “...Sure. Yes. Let’s. I’ll meet you there.”

“If you don’t hurry I’ll be forced to slip under the freshly laundered silk sheets all by myself.”

Grasping his forehead with one hand, Harry takes one steadying breath, hangs up, and turns to McGonagall, “I, uh.  Sorry to interrupt but there’s a problem at home.”

McGonagall lets the stack of papers fanned out between her hands rest on the shined tabletop and narrows her eyes at Harry.  “Yes, you’re released.”

Not wanting to push his luck, Harry quickly gathers his things as chatter resumes (dropping more than a few folders and files in his shaky haste) and makes his move toward the door.  Home free.

Until McGonagall sniffs and pauses, glancing at him over her shoulder.  “Tell Ginerva we said hello.”

Moody snorts and Harry manages to stammer out some sort of agreement to do so and spills out into the empty hallway.  “Weasley, you are a damn menace.”

[hp-memes-and-stuff]

Why Hogwarts don't have maths

Ministry worker: You have three broomsticks and someone wants one of them. How many would you have?

Young McGonnagall: Three.

M.W.: Okay, let's say someone forcefully takes one broomstick. What would you have?

Y.M.: Three broomsticks and a dead body.

[lupinpettigrewblackpotter]

Listen I’ve been thinking lately about lesbian mcgonagall being infinitely supportive of remus & sirius as they figure out themselves and like, early early on doing the teacher thing where you always pair them together because she Knows What’s Up and likes encouraging students in that way, and having a particular soft spot for remus and going out of her way to encourage him and anyway, this is probably just me hanging out in this little niche but I love it ❤️

 Y E S  ur so right omg

[pouting-about-poptarts]

After the war Harry starts talking to random cats on the street. He'll sit down next to them, pet them, and babble on and on about his day.

He knows they aren't McGonnagall, but it helps.

He thinks, maybe sometimes, it might be her. Might be her checking in on him, making sure he's safe.