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*at the girls’ dorm

remus: idk, sometimes i feel like sirius and i don’t always see eye to eye

lily: are you sure it’s not because he’s just short?

marlene: yea no, he’s just short.

Sirius: GUYS I HAVE A THEORY

Peter: Oh god-

Remus: Here we go again-

Sirius: SO IF JAMES IS DATING REGULUS

Remus: Sirius i-

Sirius: AND I WAS ADOPTED BY EUPHEMIA SO-

Sirius: THAT MAKES ME AND PRONGS BORTHERS

Peter: AND IF REGULUS, YOUR BROTHER, IS DATING JAMES-

Sirius and Peter in unison: THAT MAKES THEM INCEST

Remus: iM-

James:

Regulus:

Sirius: And I'm feeling-

Remus: depressed

Sirius:

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus:

Remus: What?

walburga: YOU’RE SO STUPID!

sirius: hmm must be genetic, no?

reggie: *trying not to laugh*

klaus hargreeves and sirius black being friends. imagine the pure CHAOS.

lily: do you not think twice before doing something stupid?

sirius and james: ...

remus: lils, with all due respect, they don’t even think ONCE.

lily: 🧍‍♀️

sirius at some point: i mean if you really think about it, therapy is just an hour long gossip session. but like, about myself.

remus: go the fuck to sleep.

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