Harry Potter Memes

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[gay-idiot-pyromaniac]

McGonagall: Remus I haven't been your teacher for roughly 16 years, you can call me by my first name

Remus: I don't think you understand how much I cannot do that

[harrypotterfandomunite]

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[minervas-marauders-deactivated2]

james: do you ever just wanna play a giant game of hide and seek in hogwarts

sirius: only ALL THE TIME

[hp-memes-and-stuff]

Voldemort: harry potter is dead

Harry Potter: *rolls of hagrid* lol bitch you thought

Narcissa:

Narcissa: *gasps*

Narcissa: wow

Narcissa: incredible

Narcissa: a true miracle

Narcissa: what a shocker

[hp-memes-and-stuff]

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Slight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered vanishing spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

[pottershtuff]

dumbledore: one time i really needed to piss-

harry: professor is this anecdote ever going to be vital to my life

dumbledore: you never know ;)

[one year later]

harry: god DAMN IT

[hp-memes-and-stuff]

Transgender Kids at Hogwarts

Trans Hogwarts students being given better gender surgeries using magic

Trading bodies with poly juice potion to have their preferred sexual characteristics

Trans wizards and witches getting to a point in their transition where their boggarts are no longer rejection and violence for being trans

The Room of Requirement being used as a gender-neutral bathroom

Hogwarts professors finding ways to destroy howlers from angry transphobic parents

The Mirror of Erised being used to see yourself in the right body

Hogwarts Trans kids being accepted for who they are

[hp-memes-and-stuff]

every time I see a HP fan in public carrying a wand around, I want to run up to them and be like "SWEET MERLIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WALKING AROUND WITH THAT OUT YOU'LL EXPOSE US ALL!" and go to take the wand and the second I touch it l'll slowly release them and go “oh, it... it's not a real wand, haha, yes, of course it isn't real at all."

and just back away slowly into the shadows

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

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Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

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7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

[maybeshesnaped]

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

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THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

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The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

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People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

[bluthatesfabrikk]

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

[the-witches-son]

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

[cokeworthprince]

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

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[danse-de-macabre]

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

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This post every so often comes by my dash and...wow

[stevenb1987]

[cottognapple]

THE LAST GIF SHAHAHAHAHHASHDHOGF

[julietsemophase]

Haven’t reblogged this in a while *cries with laughter* 

[accio-malfoy-deactivated2015120]

THAT LAST ONE MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM

[itsgringotts-blog]

#honestly i feel like this is such a beautiful metaphor for the trio #the way they wear their uniforms #you got hermione with everything in its rightful place #tie and cape fixed and all #you got harry whose uniform is a little messy and everything is a bit awkward #and then you got ron #nicely not giving a fuck

[anotherlongstoryshort]

I also love that they just came out of an exam where Hermione was all “I quite enjoyed that” and Ron was very much “I did not have a fucking clue” but Harry’s all “My scar hurts, it means something, Voldemort is nEAR”

[from-james-to-lily]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[hp-memes-and-stuff]

Imagine this. Some muggle-born teaching Fred and George the famous silly muggle "detachable thumb" trick. Obviously they teach it to the entire school and encourage them to use it in front of Madam Pomfrey to stress the shit out of her.

[hp-memes-and-stuff]

The first thing Nearly Headless Nick uttered as a ghost:

"Good grief, that was poorly executed".

*sways off extravagantly*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love that sirius black escapes azkaban and his first 2 instincts are:

seek vengeance  

buy expensive gifts for school children 

[hp-memes-and-stuff]

He has indeed sorted out his priorities

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

Okay so I have this headcanon that after the war, to spite umbridge, Harry started lying all the fucking time. Now, he’s a remarkably honest person in general, so he never says anything that could potentially be harmful- hell, nothing that’s even remotely BELIEVABLE. Like I’m talking completely outlandish, balls-to-the-wall fucking NONSENSE. you’ll hear him at the eighth year breakfast table insisting that Fudge’s mom is a hypogriff or that Scrimengour killed JFK. He’ll walk into potions ten minutes late with Starbucks and be like “Whaddup Snape the sky is fucking green my animagus is a blast-ended skrewt and your hair looks great today.”

[hp-memes-and-stuff]

Petition to rewrite Cursed Child into this!!!

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

SIGNED!