#mcsnurtle

[purplecyborgnewt]

[barryslightningrod]

We as a fandom need to collectively include McSnurtle in our fanfics and fanart and headcanons. Just because the writers forgot about her, doesn’t mean we should! I know Barry loves that turtle.

[christopher-bryant]

mcsnurtle better be the ring bearer at the westallen wedding or so help me

[sunshinesunsethappiness]

Found this on Wikipedia 😄

The Terrific Whatzit (real name Merton McSnurtle, also known as McSnurtle the Turtle) is a funny animal superhero who appears in stories published by DC Comics. DC's first funny animal superhero, the Terrific Whatzit first appeared in Funny Stuff #1 (Summer 1944), and was created by Martin Naydel. (x)

[aboutiriswest]

Me watching the flash trailer for the 20th time: "Okay but how is the turtle? How is Mcsnurtle dealing with all of this?!?"

[blandsupersquad]

Iris got a dog after Barry went into the SF. She named it Zoe. Mcsnurtle’s not jealous. He’s happy to have a lady friend.

[westallen4everlove-blog]

Mcsnurtle the turtle

Iris was sitting down on their coach watching tv when she heard a loud thump. 

“Barr?” 

“That damn turtle bit me!”

Iris laughed. :I told you no matter how many times you run around town with the turtle it wont gain speed barr, turtles are slow, you know that!”

“Babe, this is not a real, OUCH!”

Iris laughed and walked inside their bathroom. “what are you doing barry?”

“I am trying to bathe this darn..cute pet, but it keeps biting me so fast ... I think I gave it speed” Barry looked closely at the turtles eyes. 

“Barry, don't do that you might-”

“Shit!” barry moved just in time before the turtle striked. 

“Barr, are you okay!?”

“Yeah, I am putting her away”

Barry stood up and placed the turtle inside the bowl, and walked back out. 

“So... uh...what do you want to do?” Iris asked shyly. Barry smiled. 

“Well, um, maybe we can do something fun” Barry walked closer to her and smiled. 

“Like what?”

“Well, maybe we can, I don't know, Netflix and chill?” Iris smiled and kissed him. 

“Yeah, i’d like that” the two kissed their way into the bedroom. 

Barry slowly kissed her neck, as he massaged her thighs and pinned her down to the bed. 

Iris released a small moan, causing barry to laugh. “So soon, I haven't even gotten started”

“Shut up!” iris kissed him harder making sure to touch the area that she knows drives him insane. 

“God iris” barry flipped over, and allowed iris to be ontop, as she kissed him harder. She began to grind him, ad he leaned his head back and moaned. 

“Iris you feel so-” they both stopped when they heard glass break. 

“ did you hear that?” iris asked. 

“Iris I am so close, please” barry begged. Iris smiled and took their pants off, and she began to do her magic. 

“god iris I am so-”

Again the heard something, this time the tv was cut on. 

“Fuck, iris, I honestly for once do not want to stop, you feel so good baby, one more min”

“Okay” iris and barry were finally done when they again heard another noise. 

“what.the.fuck?”

Barry and iris reluctantly got up to check it out. 

“barry, why is the TV on?” iris asked. 

Barry was the first to noticed the broken glass and placed iris behind him, in a protective way. 

“Iris , stay close okay”

“Barry, this is as close as...okay”

“ahh!” she screamed. 

“iris what's wrong?!”

“where is the turtle? oh my god we should have stopped, do you think she is...dead?”

“No, iris, she is fine” 

Iris looked around. 

“ I am so done” barry said. “the turtle is watching TV for goodness sake, what the hell!”

“ what on earth?” iris was shocked barry was right. 

“ Barry, you don't think you messed with time so much you altered the turtle, do you?”

“No... I don't think”

“ What are we going to do?”

“I mean, I guess we can call cisco and see what’s up, maybe run a diagnostics on the thing”

“I guess”

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Thanks for reading, lemme know if I should write a part two!!!

[backtothestart02]

Barry: (Looks at McSnurtle) Thank God you can't talk.

McSnurtle: *glares*